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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... April, 2011
4-1-2011
| JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33
Posted on 03/31/2011 9:31:17 PM PDT by JustAmy
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'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry. 'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry. Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; april; friends; poetry
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To: yorkie; tiapam; JustAmy
Glad you enjoyed it....seemed to fit the day! :)
621
posted on
04/06/2011 7:18:29 PM PDT
by
oldteen
To: All
A farmer had five female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"
The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.
The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn".
622
posted on
04/06/2011 8:27:32 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: yorkie
Good answer, solved that problem. :^)
623
posted on
04/06/2011 8:28:46 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: tiapam
Good morning, I love your picture.
624
posted on
04/06/2011 8:30:32 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: JustAmy
625
posted on
04/06/2011 8:31:22 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: MEG33
What a pretty dog, I love it.
626
posted on
04/06/2011 8:32:15 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: oldteen
627
posted on
04/06/2011 8:33:20 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: yorkie
They sound good, let me know how they turn out.
628
posted on
04/06/2011 8:34:21 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: Dubya
Why thank you!! Good morning, even thought it’s actually evening?!?!
629
posted on
04/06/2011 8:39:38 PM PDT
by
tiapam
To: lonestar
That was indeed a GREAT video.
To: All
631
posted on
04/06/2011 11:02:31 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: All
632
posted on
04/06/2011 11:23:21 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: Jim Robinson; JustAmy; Billie; MEG33; jaycee; dutchess; GodBlessUSA; deadhead; LUV W; mathluv; ...
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School Of Hard Knocks
April 7, 2011
Of all my childhood memories, one stands out above the others. While I have no idea what my teacher said, I clearly remember telling her to shut up. She sent me home, so I got up and left my kindergarten class to walk the half-block home. Walking down the sidewalk, I saw my mother weeding in the garden behind our house. I was now faced with a strategic decisioncontinue on my way and tell my mother why I was home early from school, or turn around and go back to face my teacher.
When I returned to the classroom, I was immediately escorted to the restroom where my teacher washed my mouth out with soap. That kind of discipline probably wouldnt happen today, but take it from me, it was effective! To this day I am acutely sensitive about the impact of my words.
God is passionately interested in our positive growth as His children. At times He needs to confront us with unpleasant circumstances to catch our attention and reorient our lives to more consistently produce the peaceable fruit of righteousness (Heb. 12:11).
Dont resist Gods corrective hand. Respond to His reproofs with thankfulness that He loves you enough to care about what kind of a person you are becoming.
Because our Fathers heart is grieved
Each time we go astray,
He lifts His chastening hand in love
To help us to His way. D. De Haan
No chastening seems to be joyful for the present . . . ; nevertheless, afterward it yields the peaceable fruit of righteousness.
Hebrews 12:11
633
posted on
04/07/2011 6:35:06 AM PDT
by
The Mayor
(Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is Liberty!)
To: Billie; MEG33; jaycee; Kitty Mittens; Aquamarine; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; ...
April 7, 2011
Graphic by MamaBear
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
Aesop
I realized that if I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Charles Lindbergh
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
Chinese Proverb
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
Henry Van Dyke
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval
I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks; and it can't fly very high.
Wilbur Wright
634
posted on
04/07/2011 8:54:07 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I know God will not give me anything I canÂ’t handle. I just wish that He didnÂ’t trust me so much.Â)
To: JustAmy; Mama_Bear
what a lovely bird graphic!!!!
back acting up.. watching the earthquake info
635
posted on
04/07/2011 8:57:27 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell God how big your storm is... tell your storm how BIG your God is!)
To: DollyCali
Thank you, Dolly.
Sorry to hear that you are having back problems. Take care of yourself.
I have the TV on but Fox isn’t bringing much earthquake info.
636
posted on
04/07/2011 9:09:19 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I know God will not give me anything I canÂ’t handle. I just wish that He didnÂ’t trust me so much.Â)
To: The Mayor
Happy Thursday, Mayor.
Thank you for again sharing ODB this morning.
We do appreciate this soul food every morning.
Have a lovely day.
637
posted on
04/07/2011 9:12:35 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I know God will not give me anything I canÂ’t handle. I just wish that He didnÂ’t trust me so much.Â)
To: Dubya
LOL
Thank you for all the LOLs you share with us every day, Dubya.
We appreciate your contributions.
638
posted on
04/07/2011 9:14:41 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(I know God will not give me anything I canÂ’t handle. I just wish that He didnÂ’t trust me so much.Â)
To: DollyCali
You need to get your new bed put together soon! Hope it helps your back. I would love to have a sleep number bed. I’ve heard so many good things about them.
To: Mama_Bear
well, I slept like a baby last night & normally do sleep well (on the floor)..
I have just been doing a lot of heavy duty stuff in prep for setting the bed up.
This is not an easy put together. will probably have to have help along the way
640
posted on
04/07/2011 9:57:02 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell God how big your storm is... tell your storm how BIG your God is!)
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