.................. FRegards
Posted on 03/17/2011 8:16:03 PM PDT by Born Conservative
After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.
According to a criminal complaint:
Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.
After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.
After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.
But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.
After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
.................. FRegards
Now that’s what I call a classy chick...
God help us!
...And “What are you trying to do, get your b*lls inside too?” - “No, I’m trying to get ‘em out”.....
Loose change?
Love the comments posted at the newspaper link:
“I’m missing my baseball glove. I wonder if she has it?”
“I think she swiped one of our kegs from a clambake last year! “Look ma! No hands!”.... she did a deep knee bend over it and off went our keg! Must have awesome kegel muscles!”
“I did just here they discovered the lost city of Atlantis!”
“That money might be in your pocket right now!!! YUKKY!!!!”
..... Only in Joe Biden’s home town!!!!!
DoH!
Oh.... wasn’t Hillary Clinton from that area too?
OMG LOL
I knew she Dunmore than robbed that inn!
Just sayin'...
Yikes, you could've driven a truck in there!
Tamponing with evidence.
Re “what’s going on with that left leg”. Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann’s tongue, that’s what.
And turned it around without a K-turn, and driven out again...
Up to that point, her lips were sealed.
RE “Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn’t even come close.”
How about one of them 2 foot-long Hebrew National kosher salamis? Now that’s what I call a “salami”.
Did that picture of a lamp say “CLAM DOWN”? I didn’t know clams had “down”.
RE “Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn’t even come close.”
How about one of them 2 foot-long Hebrew National kosher salamis? Now that’s what I call a “salami”.
Did that picture of a lamp say “CLAM DOWN”? I didn’t know clams had “down”.
It’s a good thing that this article had no pics of her!!!!
She Dunmore Inn, alright.
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