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Posted on 03/08/2011 4:19:55 PM PST by mamelukesabre

This little ditty is making the rounds lately...probably going viral if not already:

"A CEO, a union rep, and a tea party activist sat in a room with 12 cookies. The CEO took 11 of them and said to the tea party activist, "Look out, the union guy is about to take your cookie."


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To: mamelukesabre

Absolutely. Share it! LOL


41 posted on 03/08/2011 5:24:38 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
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To: mamelukesabre
All your cookies belong to me!


42 posted on 03/08/2011 5:28:04 PM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I hope you aren’t saying a freeper used that stupidass cookie story with sincerity!


43 posted on 03/08/2011 5:28:10 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: mamelukesabre

Yup. Wish I remembered the nick, I’d post it.


44 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:33 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (You CAN get blood from a stone, if you throw it hard enough.)
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To: saganite

Yep - that’s good, and in the direction I was thinking.

Oh, and if the Tea Party guy didn’t like it, he would quit and work for the competitor or start his own firm. OTOH, if the Union guy took them and the CEO raised an eyebrow it would be “We’ll go on strike!!”


45 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:39 PM PST by 21twelve ( You can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust ... another lost generation.)
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To: mamelukesabre
There is a youtube video about this
46 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:29 PM PST by Minn
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To: mamelukesabre

The government takes 40% of the cookies every time.


47 posted on 03/08/2011 5:37:26 PM PST by Uncle Miltie ("And did you exchange a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?")
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To: mamelukesabre
"A CEO, a union rep, and a tea party activist sat in a room with 12 cookies. The CEO took 11 of them and said to the tea party activist, "Look out, the union guy is about to take your cookie."

The TEA Party activist, also stock holders, financed the party. The CEO took 1 cookies to share with fellow executives, gave 5 cookies the union's health insurance provider, gave 5 cookies to the union's Wall Street pension fund. The liberal union guy ignored the last cookie, preferring his Tofu & Been Sprouts.

48 posted on 03/08/2011 5:39:00 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: mamelukesabre

The Union guy took all the cookies and was never seen or heard from again......rumor has it, he is buried under the pitchers mound at Yankee Stadium


49 posted on 03/08/2011 5:44:32 PM PST by Kimmers (Tell a lie often enough it becomes political........)
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To: mamelukesabre; rlmorel
I thought rlmorel had a good response to this one last Wednesday:

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50 posted on 03/08/2011 5:45:23 PM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: mamelukesabre
Hey, thats uh...My cookie. Please give it to me...Uh, if you want to that is...

Naw, wouldn't work.

51 posted on 03/08/2011 5:59:53 PM PST by Celtic Cross (Some minds are like cement; thoroughly mixed up and permanently set...)
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To: Safrguns

Ok, that’s my fav.


52 posted on 03/08/2011 6:08:38 PM PST by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: mamelukesabre

The Union guy would threaten a strike until the CEO forked over half of the cookies. Then the union guy would smack the tea party person and burn his house down for calling him a thug.The tea party person would call a hundred of his friends to help. The union guy would stage a sit in and chant HELL NO WE WONT GO.After a few days the union guys would realize they burnt down the wrong house and then proceed to blame Sarah Palin.
The CEO would take all the cookies and refuse to put them in a cookie jar. After the cookies go stale they will then tell the US government that if they dont get a cookie bailout, they would move to China.


53 posted on 03/08/2011 6:12:19 PM PST by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: mamelukesabre
The CEO and Union Rep.. are running out of cookies..
The TpCaucus needs to save their own brownies and not share them..
NO BROWNIES FOR THEM..
54 posted on 03/08/2011 6:21:18 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: mamelukesabre
The CEO took

I disagree with the premise.

55 posted on 03/08/2011 6:22:40 PM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: saganite

That is straight up reality there. You have been listening to Andrew Wilkow haven’t you.


56 posted on 03/08/2011 6:35:54 PM PST by Clump (the tree of liberty is withering like a stricken fig tree)
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To: JudyinCanada

Glad you liked it!


57 posted on 03/08/2011 6:43:18 PM PST by Hardastarboard (Bringing children to America without immigration documents is child abuse. Let's end it.)
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To: UCANSEE2

‘And. . . what kind of cookies are they?’

They’re actually cupcakes.
Cupcakes are gourmet now.
Not cookies - it’s all a mistake. Bad reporting.

Cupcakes R Us


58 posted on 03/08/2011 6:52:41 PM PST by USARightSide (At last! I'm actually here, after reading FR for 6 years! Pardon any fumbles - -)
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To: fanfan

Spot on, fanfan.

That’s what’s wrong with the sentence. Unless all of the cookies belonged to the company of the CEO, he wouldn’t take them to begin with. And if they did, he should have taken them all, and sold or distributed them as he pleased.


59 posted on 03/08/2011 7:04:41 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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bmark


60 posted on 03/08/2011 7:24:25 PM PST by VirginiaMom
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