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Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU
Posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:00 PM PST by goodwithagun
I'll get us started: Slam my nose in a car door.
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To: diamond6
This is the best laugh I’ve had all year, what a group of cards we have here.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:44:36 PM PST
by
Coffee_drinker
(The best defense is a strong pre-emptive strike.)
To: goodwithagun
Lay on a couch and stare at a wall.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:44:55 PM PST
by
Vision
("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
To: LachlanMinnesota
Reading Atlas Shrugged for the first time...amen to everything you said.
To: fwdude
Hide in Rosey ODonnels underwear.You win.
I don't think so, because I'd rather make out with Helen Thomas than watch Obama's SOTU speech.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:45:48 PM PST
by
RightFighter
(Now back to my war station.)
To: goodwithagun
Swim in a river of vomit.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:48:28 PM PST
by
loungitude
( The truth hurts.)
To: RightFighter
Hide in Rosey ODonnels underwear. You win.
I don't think so, because I'd rather make out with Helen Thomas than watch Obama's SOTU speech.
I took that to mean that Rosie is still wearing her underwear while you're in them.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:48:39 PM PST
by
fwdude
(Anita Bryant was right.)
To: dfwgator
"Or President Camacho's address in 'Idiocracy.'"Whatever Obama says President Comacho will make far more sense.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:49:40 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: Tax-chick
Were going to read The Iliad. What a coincidence! Just tonight I was going to begin re-reading The Odyssey. Whoda thunk it?
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:50:13 PM PST
by
mc5cents
(Government doesn't solve problems, it subsidizes them. -- Ronald Reagan)
To: wyokostur
If you want to know who is a conservative, have them read Atlas Shrugged. If they are angry as hell about a third of the way in, they are not conservative.
To: Texas Eagle
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:51:51 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:52:01 PM PST
by
Eepsy
To: goodwithagun
I’d rather be cleaning out my bowels in prep for a colonoscopy.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:52:01 PM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: goodwithagun
Twist my ankle.
Spend a week of sleepless nights with a toothache.
Have a bout of uncontrollable vomiting and/or diarrhead.
Clean up cat poop and/or diarrhea.
Renew my drivers’ license.
Have a root canal without enough anesthetic.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:52:19 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
To: goodwithagun
....closely investigation my belly button for any left-over lint.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:53:18 PM PST
by
greyfoxx39
("Journalists" see no problem with fueling a mass panic over our "political discourse.")
To: LachlanMinnesota
should be “not angry as hell” sorry
To: goodwithagun
work on my income tax return
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:53:53 PM PST
by
mstar
To: goodwithagun
Anything that Mike Rowe does...
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:55:03 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: goodwithagun
I’ll be watching the Australian Open.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:55:36 PM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: goodwithagun
Fungus grow under my toenails.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:56:13 PM PST
by
TSgt
(Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
To: LachlanMinnesota
Stock up on Guns and ammo ( while you can) . You might need them !
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:57:43 PM PST
by
Renegade
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