Posted on 01/18/2011 5:53:18 AM PST by silent_jonny

<—————s;ipping you that $50 I promised for saying that ;-)
You are very kind........and I thank you Sir...Now get outta my way...I see a fat chick gettin ready to sing!
I will.
I remember when Mrs. Cunningham went on Queen for Day on Happy Days. ;-)
You arent a forgiving man are you!!
Not when it comes to butchering the National Anthem ;)
I kind of saw it. I was only half-watching and saw the big X-Factor logo, but that was it. I think the show is better without Simon, too. He was really a pill the last few seasons.
I like her too. At this point its still kind of early, we should get a better idea during Hollyweird week.
Did that chick a fil open in aurora?
Simon is struggling with is sexuality.........he has great looking chicks AKA “beards” with him...but NO “MAN” wears tight T-shirts and intentionally draws in Seacrest (another fag in search of a beard, in my humble opinion)....
Not that I care...mind you..Hollywood is a breeding ground ...and GOD knows there is enough fertilizer...but I find it amusing as hell when they attempt to “hide it” by dating a starlet (that wants a job more then a man, if ya get my meaning)
You nailed it! Those undercover boss shows are so staged!
Maybe DJ boy and Seacreast could get together for a bottle of jack daniels and a bath house.
I keep thinking about the farting girl at the beginning, LOL!
That had to be an act. It would have to be one huge window-rattler to actually derail an auditon :)
But, why didn’t they show us that audition?
LOL! At least the Fatties was kind of funny :)
Maybe it's all the Big Mama make-up, but Martin Lawrence looks miserable.
MAG is one of the reasons I come to this jointShe should have her own thread. But then where would she get her material from all us strait men/women?
PRECISELY!!! YOU are correct, Sir! :-) I NEED my fellow FReepers!! Im actually not all that funny...YOU are all just SO damned good at giving me an opening line!! :-)
They never show all the really good people, only the ones who will do post audition bios. On purpose they only want you to see half the field so they have some new dark horse to promote later on.
Amen.
These new stories are making me nervous--I don't know what to laugh at anymore :)
You too are funny. I feed off of you.
Aw ... saved :)
I may be banned from AOL, but I doubt I would be banned from a FReper site...but....I am not all “soft and cuddly” when it comes to Sodomites......but hey...thats just me.......amd I sure as hell do not appreciate Mullin and Gates and their butt buddies making it mandatory that we “get along” with butt buddies....(end of rant) But on a medical note......there is a REAONS the arse is part of the ELIMINATION part of the body......as in EXIT ONLY!!!!!!!
GOD knows what he is doing......so stop pissing him off! (that last comment is directed to the Liberals and Sodomites)
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