Her head is like a frigging boulder. We've had a few collisions over the years and they hurt!! And if she sits on you, you move!!
(She really is a gentle dog, just big and clumsy. And she does have attitude!)
Posted on 01/14/2011 12:06:58 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY
NEW YORK (AP) -- Martha Stewart isn't likely to whisper sweet nothings into her dozing dog's ear anytime again soon.
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She just wanted her lip to match <zer0’s.
Spooking a sleeping dog...it’s not a good thing.
Her head is like a frigging boulder. We've had a few collisions over the years and they hurt!! And if she sits on you, you move!!
(She really is a gentle dog, just big and clumsy. And she does have attitude!)
W G A S???
I don’t like her politics, but she’s a nice looking woman to be 69.
Its a joke where split lip and black eye are interchangeable. Although a joke, mostly men tell it to other men. Sorry if you didn’t get that it was a joke and found it offensive. Women generally do fail to see the humor in that one. I thought the words “seriously though” in my post would have indicated, to even the most humorless readers that, up to that point, I was not being serious. Fortunately, I’ve “had” the same good woman for almost 20 years. She’s upstairs right in the kitchen where she belongs. (joking again). Regards.
I don’t care about the dog, how is canine doing?
I didn’t find it offensive. Being a sailor, my Husband says stuff like this as a joke knowing that if he were to ever try it he would only try it ONCE.
I was, however, offended that you think Martha Stewart is attractive.
“...you think Martha Stewart is attractive”
All it takes is money...;o)
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