Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks

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[cycle of discernment]

Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks

Michael Cohen m.cohen@allnewsweb.com

All News Web has received information from government insiders close to the US President that Barack Obama has been given the go ahead to make an important 'off ther cuff' announcement regarding UFO visits and US contact with aliens. Allegedly DARPA has given this move the green light. The comments by the President will be made within the next month. Our sources claim this will not be outright admittance of UFO visits and contact with aliens, however the comments will come as close to admittance as any President has to date and will be made in the context of a speech on an entirely different matter. From what we understand The President will concede that there is 'some evidence' to suggest aliens might have attempted to contact Earthlings. All of this is said to be part of a warm up program leading to eventual outright admittance of knowledge of UFO and alien visitation by major world governments within three years.

[NTHockey]

It’s giant rabbit time!

[djf]

Breaking!!!!!

Scientists and linguistic experts from all over the world have been using computers and studies of ancient scripts.

Klaatu barada nikto

The phrase has finally been translated into rough English!
It means “Show us the long form”!!!

[Diogenesis]

The Imposter: “I am not a Grey
but the soundwafts of Nibiru are the most beautiful in the galaxy.
And now, the bad people of Earth
must be destroyed like the bad Americans.”

[I am Richard Brandon]

"Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks"

Idiots - all of you! This will be HUGH. BO will announce that the aliens have requested, nay demanded that they negotiate only will Earth's Global Government. So BO will by Executive Order appoint himself Lord Governor Almighty of Earth and do that thing.

[rdl6989]

Ping.

[dainbramaged]

“Ancient Aliens” on the History Channel is interesting and entertaining. No actual proof of anything, of course.

[meadsjn]

Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks

I knew it!!! Forget about Kenya.

Obama ain't even from planet Earth!!!

[TheBigIf]

I’ve just recieved a preliminary copy of the speech from WikiLeaks. Here it is:

Obama: Many of you out there have been scratching your heads wondering what is wrong with the democrat party and it’s policies. And of course many of you also have been wondering where it is that I was born. Well hopefully this announcement will help clear both of these issues up as well as answer a question that has also been on your minds for along time now... is there alien life and has it visited earth?

Let me make this perfectly clear. Uh, uh, If aliens from another planet were to visit earth then they would of course want to protect their own interests. Abortion of human beings and the promotion of homosexuality would then make sense thus limiting the expansion of human beings in the future. The same goes for global warming err, uh, I mean climate change, this also would allow for limiting the human population and their desire to prosper.

The democrat party dislike of the United States military also then makes perfect sense as well being it is the human race’s best fighting force. Uh, uh, Nuclear disarmenment is a must of course in order to welcome new alien races among us.

And the democrat party open borders policy? Uh, uh, uh, I think that should be, uh, a no-brainer being that the earth now would also have no borders as well.

Being that many from my planet do not like to work but to rule, the massive spending of my party also protects our interests as well. Large social programs also allow us more flexibility to control and manage the population of the human race.

Now if you notice I had just used the words ‘many from my planet’ in my last statement. Uh, uh, Now let me be perfectly clear. Uh.. I know that many do not think that I was born here in the US. But I still did not say ‘another planet’, I simply said ‘my planet’ and of course that could be earth.

Many of us in the democrat party though seek to have one unified planet. Not two planets as my democrat challenger Jon Edwards warned us of. Some in our democrat party have also talked with aliens as is the case with my other democrat challenger Dennis Kuchinech. Uh.. uh... If the republicans have their way we will be stuck in the earth of the past. We need democrats to fly the ship. I am now also being briefed that NASA in cooperation with the United Nations is in dicussions with possible UFO craft in order to solve the capitalist destruction of our planet through global warming,, err, uh, I mean climate change.

Now some of you are using the term ‘death panels’ uh, uh, let me perfectly clear here... these are actually advisory boards representing the interests of all planets fairly and equally against the evil corporations that seek to prosper the human race unfairly at the expense of other worlds.

-SNIP-

That is all that has been leaked thus far. Stay tuned.

[Stoat]

But Michelle is more Dalek-shaped.

 

 

 

I'm no Photoshop whiz, but I'm thinking that if you were to put a hideously ugly orange dress on the Dalek in the middle of the bottom picture it would be difficult to tell them apart.

Either that, or put some half-spheres on the Dalek in the middle of the top picture.

But Michelle is more Dalek-shaped.

[Tallguy]

Prediction: The huge announcement will end up being both disappointing and hotly disputed.

Clinton did the same thing when NASA claimed fossilized ‘viruses’ in alleged martian meteroites found in Antarctica. Bill Clinton was always looking for stuff to distract the popular Media with. Now that the Republicans in the House are warming up the investigative machinery you can bet Barak is going to follow suit.

[Moleman]

Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

[La Lydia]

Dude. You read my mind. In heels, they can’t go up stairs!

[Redleg Duke]

She always struck me as a “Ballchinian”!

[hflynn]

What is it, that I, The One, Barrack Hussein Obama, am from the Planet Zircon!! No $hit Uncle $ambo, you are the biggest Fugazy on the planet earth.

[Disambiguator]

Uranus is more likely as his planet of origin.

So he is an "Uranus Horribilus."

[AFreeBird]

On another thread about a month or so ago, there was talk of the discovery of a couple of deep space objects on an apparent trajectory for Earth. ETA around December 2012.

[Thermalseeker]

No wonder he’s so uptight about his ears.....

[katana]

The Queen might object to the horrible pun you've made from her famous Christmas Message of a few years past, but as far as I'm concerned any tie in between Obama and a word which even remotely relates to a human a**hole is fair use indeed.

[Retired Intelligence Officer]

I always thought she looked like the ‘Salt Vampire’ from the first ever aired episode of Star Trek ‘The Man Trap’. It would suck the life out of people. Wish I had a pic.

[raybbr]