Posted on 12/28/2010 8:09:02 AM PST by The_Tick_01
Is Christina Hendricks too fat? I don’t know. Does Baskin Robbins have too many flavors? Is Rudolph’s nose too shiny? Was Mother Theresa selfless? Are the fellas from the National Organization of Women too shrill and judgmental?
Well okay, the answer to that last one is “yes”, but any guy with a functional “Y” chromosome and an IQ higher than of the average Sponge Bob character would answer a resounding “NO” regarding the lovely Ms. Hendricks and the state of her figure. Ever since she appeared on the hit AMC show “Mad Men”, Christina has done for the male population as a whole what Viagra is supposed to do for men in the throes of a raging midlife crisis. Of course her curvaceous figure is a break from what has become the accepted norm, and that means that the media is going to push back against this curvy anomaly.
Last January Christina Hendricks showed up that the Golden Globe Awards in a ruffled dress from designer Christian Siriano. New York Times fashion blogger, Cathy Horyn, quoted a stylist who said regarding Christina that “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.” By now most of us know that the terms like “Husky”, “Rubenesque”, and “Big Girl” are just code words for “fat ass”.
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If that’s fat, then we have truly put the anorexic look on a pedestal. She’s not even “Rubenesque” by any measure, and his woman had smaller breasts.
They rugburn pretty easily too...
I’d go through that like Sherman through Atlanta!
Like my dear departed drinking buddy Charlie used to say...”Thats what ****ing is all about”
What?!? Price on request?!? Special order?!?
Oh. They’re talking about the dress.
Never mind.
And with the red hair!!! WOW!
Gene Wilder: “Great knockers!”
Terri Garr: “Thank you very much”
You animal!
Desirable women, like rock climbing, require handholds.
Wow i never noticed her face.. :>)
She’s all-woman and I like it! Thank you Jesus!
Barbara Eden did a guest appearance on the Andy Griffith show once. It was perfection.
“Barbara Eden did a guest appearance on the Andy Griffith show once.”
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And I’m still in the line outside Floyd’s Barbershop waiting for my manicure. Panting, along with all the other male residents of Mayberry.
Gorgeous woman.
Still, without the photoshopping, excessive uplift, and pictures posed with her hip cocked to distract from her belly, she has certain real world limitations to her figure:
And if anyone wants to accuse me of preferring starved women, y'all can go blow, because there is a nice lean athletic happy medium having nothing to do with starved runway models.
Gay men want all women to look like boys.
As a qualified heterosexual, I affirm that she quite attractive. Now what was I doing?
Here ya go fellas! Plenty of 'knockers' to go around. Go HIT THIS!! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!
PING
Outlaw Woman, that would be very funny if it weren’t so disgusting. :)
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