Too Tubby for Tinsel Town

The Right Network ^ | 12-21-2010 | Brian Cherry

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Is Christina Hendricks too fat? I don’t know. Does Baskin Robbins have too many flavors? Is Rudolph’s nose too shiny? Was Mother Theresa selfless? Are the fellas from the National Organization of Women too shrill and judgmental?

Well okay, the answer to that last one is “yes”, but any guy with a functional “Y” chromosome and an IQ higher than of the average Sponge Bob character would answer a resounding “NO” regarding the lovely Ms. Hendricks and the state of her figure. Ever since she appeared on the hit AMC show “Mad Men”, Christina has done for the male population as a whole what Viagra is supposed to do for men in the throes of a raging midlife crisis. Of course her curvaceous figure is a break from what has become the accepted norm, and that means that the media is going to push back against this curvy anomaly.

Last January Christina Hendricks showed up that the Golden Globe Awards in a ruffled dress from designer Christian Siriano. New York Times fashion blogger, Cathy Horyn, quoted a stylist who said regarding Christina that “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.” By now most of us know that the terms like “Husky”, “Rubenesque”, and “Big Girl” are just code words for “fat ass”.

[The_Tick_01]

Sing it brother!!!!!

[Doc Savage]

I’d hit it! And then I’d hit it again, and again, and again. Well, you get the idea!

[Dr. Ursus]

Serena Williams has “curves”

[Pigsley]

Oh, dear...you all must Google little the NYT fashionista, Christian! What a horribly ugly little girlyboy. I do believe he is a bit jealous of this beautiful woman. Must really bother him that she has breasts and that men like them.

This little POS is probably running around screaming about Wookie being so fabulously fit and an INTERNATIONAL STYLE ICON! Bwahahahahhaaaaa!

[Poser]

I’m a sucker for a redhead with big hooters.

[puppypusher]

Nice looking young lady there.She seems Ideal too me.

[Poser]

[GSP.FAN]

[AU72]

A woman like her you can squeeze all you want without putting her in traction.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

hubbala

[Mich Patriot]

I'm not necessarily a boob guy, but I still say NOT GUILTY.

[massgopguy]

“Hello boys, get a good night’s sleep last night?” - Mel Brooks

“My eyes are up here Homer.”
“I’ve made my choice.”

[reg45]

Christina Hendricks is fat in all the right places!!!

[Dick Bachert]

She’s a Southern gal from Knowville. And they’re all hers!

[EyeGuy]

Real men like women with upholstery.

The fags that dictate taste in Hollywood want everyone (women and men) to look like their ultimate desires:

The skinny, angular hairless 14 year old boy.

[Little Ray]

I kinda likee Renee Zellwinger as Bridget Jones, and Jewel Staite in Firefly, before she lost all the weight. This lady is definitely gorgeous.
Women need to have curves. Those size 0 models are creepy...

[Mich Patriot]

[GenXteacher]

Hottie-pingworthy..

[scott0347]

Not Guily

[scott0347]

* guilty