[fruser1]

I figured I’d just go around and take every body else’s stuff.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL! My machine gun turret in the attic was built to dissuade you and others like you. :)

[The Comedian]

I figured I’d just go around and take every body else’s stuff.

"Survival Planning for Democrats"

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[mylife]

I figured I’d just go around and take every body else’s stuff.

That is what most folks are going to do, so you better have a plan to defend your hard work.

[ArrogantBustard]

You can have a couple of my bullets ...

[GOPJ]

I figured I’d just go around and take every body else’s stuff.

Someone will probably shoot you if you try that - and 911 will be too busy to come save you. Might want to rethink that plan...

[djf]

Good luck.

How many houses do you think you could raid before you were shot dead or chewed up by somebodies Lab?

My bet would be two, three at the most.

Me and my neighbors got a special “crossfire” plan for turds like you!