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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... November, 2010
11-1-2010 | | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

Posted on 10/31/2010 10:32:30 PM PDT by JustAmy




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'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; friends; november; poetry
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To: WayzataJOHNN; jaycee; tiapam; LUV W; All
Those are good ones, Johnn.

Here is one of my favorites:

A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird.

The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again.

The next day, when the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her,
“Hey lady.”
She paused, scowled with an icy and deadly stare, and said with a hoarse voice, “Yes?”

The bird, strutting back and forth on its perch in a cocky manner, said,

“You know.”


401 posted on 11/04/2010 8:26:27 AM PDT by yorkie (The images from God's Paintbrusth cannot be captured by camera. (Go take it in, before it is gone!))
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To: yorkie

DARN SMART BIRD!


402 posted on 11/04/2010 8:27:39 AM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( (We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them! ))
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To: WayzataJOHNN

Thanks for the good laughs, Johnn. I just now got to read them as I had to run out for a few minutes!


403 posted on 11/04/2010 8:30:50 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: yorkie

LOL!!

Another good laugh!


404 posted on 11/04/2010 8:32:41 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: WayzataJOHNN; yorkie

By the way, I’ve been to Plant City, Florida!

I’ve also decided I will take the Belgian waffle that yorkie posted....oh my, it looks heavenly!!


405 posted on 11/04/2010 8:35:54 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: WayzataJOHNN; jaycee; tiapam; All
Johnn:"Me too, I think I'll have another!!!"

Jaycee:"I’ve also decided I will take the Belgian waffle
that yorkie posted....oh my, it looks heavenly!!


OK - Here's another (you think you two can share it?) LOL!


406 posted on 11/04/2010 8:48:21 AM PDT by yorkie (The images from God's Paintbrusth cannot be captured by camera. (Go take it in, before it is gone!))
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To: WayzataJOHNN; jaycee

Oh oh......looks like someone took a bite out of that strawberry, before it was served!!


407 posted on 11/04/2010 8:54:14 AM PDT by yorkie (The images from God's Paintbrusth cannot be captured by camera. (Go take it in, before it is gone!))
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To: JustAmy; MEG33; GodBlessUSA; yorkie; Kitty Mittens; Billie; Mama_Bear; Lady Jag; DollyCali; ...

Happy Thursday!

408 posted on 11/04/2010 8:58:42 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: yorkie

Do I really have to share?? LOL!


409 posted on 11/04/2010 9:00:52 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: WayzataJOHNN
Those were GREATLOL'S!
410 posted on 11/04/2010 9:04:03 AM PDT by tiapam
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To: yorkie
Hey Lady!LOL!
411 posted on 11/04/2010 9:06:46 AM PDT by tiapam
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To: WayzataJOHNN

What a great menu and great view, as well! Do you have any fresh pineapple,by chance? I’ll have a cheddar cheese omlette and sausage,homefries,raisin toast, o.j. and coffee,PLEASE!


412 posted on 11/04/2010 9:16:03 AM PDT by tiapam
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To: jaycee; JustAmy; Billie; GodBlessUSA; La Enchiladita; Lady Jag; yorkie; Diver Dave; LUV W; ...


HAPPY THURSDAY TO AMY’S PLACE!


Dún Aonghasa , Megalithic Fortress, Inishmore, Co. Galway, Ireland

Enjoy your Thursday!!!




Lamh Foistenach Abu!
413 posted on 11/04/2010 9:22:05 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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To: Billie; MEG33; jaycee; Kitty Mittens; Aquamarine; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; ...

November 4, 2010






Graphics by Billie


414 posted on 11/04/2010 9:24:42 AM PDT by JustAmy (Remove Boxer, Pelosi and Reid. Vote to stop Socialism. Darn Boxer and Reid still here.)
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To: JustAmy

Now THESE are funny!!


415 posted on 11/04/2010 9:28:31 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: jaycee; WayzataJOHNN; yorkie; All
"Happy Thursday"

My breakfast just arrived!
See you all later!
P.S. Yorkie, you waffles looked great!
I was more in the mood for an omlette!!
Hope everyone has a great day!!

416 posted on 11/04/2010 9:30:39 AM PDT by tiapam
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To: yorkie

“Oh oh......looks like someone took a bite out of that strawberry, before it was served!!”

It wasn’t me!!!!!!!!
I cook up some for myself anyway.


417 posted on 11/04/2010 9:32:21 AM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( (We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them! ))
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To: tiapam

Foods on the table near the beach, enjoy!


418 posted on 11/04/2010 9:34:11 AM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( (We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them! ))
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To: JustAmy; Billie

Darling graphic and kids DO say the darn’dest things! Loved all the answer’s!! :) Thank you very much! Loved Art Linkletter’s show many years ago!


419 posted on 11/04/2010 9:40:28 AM PDT by tiapam
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To: WayzataJOHNN

Thank you very much! I’m soooooooooooo ready!! :)


420 posted on 11/04/2010 9:41:38 AM PDT by tiapam
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