Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 10/05/2010 5:45:58 PM PDT by mdittmar
Since first airing in 1969, the Pythons have been widely credited as one of the most influential comedy teams, thanks to their distinctive brand of humor, satire and innovative style.
“Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three”......
She looks like a witch! ... She change him into a newt.
Pythons trapped at sea in a lifeboat:
Palin: “Still no sign of land. How long is it?”
Chapman: “That’s a rather personal question, sir.”
LOL...I’m still laffin at the upper class twit of the year..LOL
Rats, you stole my entry, there are so many good ones, but this is one of my favorites -> "Do not stand up, hide in an obvious place ... (or else)!"
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!
Catherine Tate
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQQAf0TJsc0&feature=fvsr]
BTW, that skit causes my sides to hurt from laughing so much, so I'm not gonna watch it tonight ... I swear, I'm not going to click on that link ... there's no way I'm gonna watch that ... Am I bothered?
Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Owner: I...think it’s a bit runnier than you’ll like it, sir.
Customer: I don’t care how f****** runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)
Customer: What now?
Owner: The cat’s eaten it.
Customer: (pause) Has he.
Owner: She, sir.
Customer: (pause) Gouda?
Owner: No.
Customer: Edam?
Owner: No.
Customer: Case Ness?
Owner: No.
Customer: Smoked Austrian?
Owner: No.
Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?
Owner: No, sir.
Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don’t you?
Owner: (brightly) Of course, sir. It’s a cheese shop, sir. We’ve got—
Customer: No no... don’t tell me. I’m keen to guess.
Owner: Fair enough.
Customer: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.
Owner: Yes?
Customer: Ah, well, I’ll have some of that!
Owner: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that’s my name.
Customer: (pause) Greek Feta?
Owner: Uh, not as such.
Customer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?
Owner: No.
Customer: Parmesan,
Owner: No.
Customer: Mozarella,
Owner: No.
Customer: Paper Cramer,
Owner: No.
Customer: Danish Bimbo,
Owner: No.
Customer: Czech sheep’s milk,
Owner: No.
Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Owner: Not *today*, sir, no.
Customer: (pause) Aah, how about Cheddar?
Owner: Well, we don’t get much call for it around here, sir.
Customer: Not much ca— it’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
They were so funny,always made me smile.
When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but… 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.
I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry’s and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: ‘Harry I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I’ll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.’
“I love animals. That’s why I like to kill ‘em.”
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay...
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
“I got better!”
Funniest. Sketch. Ever.
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