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To: Hot Tabasco

You laugh, but years ago, my husband owned a parrot that took a great dislike to me, after I spurned his amorous advances. I’m not kidding. He used to try to hop onto my hand and er, play, so to speak.

After I refused to let him, he became mean to me. Only me. He bit, when he got the chance. Thank heaven he wasn’t too large. He screamed so loudly when I entered “his” room that it could be heard outside our brick duplex. Thank heaven his wings were clipped, or he would have attacked me.

Parrots, in my experience, are very intelligent, predatory, territorial, omnivorous, and omnisexual. Disgusting!


13 posted on 09/22/2010 1:17:00 PM PDT by Judith Anne (Holy Mary, Mother of God, please pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.)
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To: Judith Anne
He used to try to hop onto my hand and er, play, so to speak.

Your hand was asking for it...

22 posted on 09/22/2010 1:33:19 PM PDT by JRios1968 (WhatÂ’s the difference between 0bama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.)
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To: Judith Anne
Were you using a pheremone based perfume by chance?

I used to have a dog that responded similarly to that...

24 posted on 09/22/2010 1:36:08 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Judith Anne
Sorry to hear that about your experience with parrots. I have an 11-year old female Orange Wing Amazon, and a 8-year old male African Gray. With the exception of my Gray having feather plucking problems (common to the species), both seem to be well adjusted. Well, my Amazon thinks she's the Queen of Sheba and everything in the house belongs to her, but other than all that attitude, she's a sweetheart.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

27 posted on 09/22/2010 1:38:43 PM PDT by wku man (Steel yourselves, patriots, and be ready. Won't be long now....)
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To: Judith Anne
A friend of ours owned a parrot that wouldn't learn to talk and all it did was make a horrible sound. It drove the guy nuts. He couldn't figure out why his parrot continued to make such an annoying and loud noise.

One time we had the occasion to spend the night at his apartment. In the middle of the night we were awakened to the horrible sound, and thought it was the parrot. But, no, the noise was coming from the fellow's bedroom. Mystery solved...the parrot had learned to imitate the guy's snoring! LOL

33 posted on 09/22/2010 2:15:01 PM PDT by CitizenM (If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.-Ronald Re)
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To: Judith Anne
Parrots, in my experience, are very intelligent, predatory, territorial, omnivorous, and omnisexual. Disgusting!

There's a guy I play softball with and during the summer months he and his wife bring out their birds. A parakeet which is "his" and a parrot which is "hers".........

The parakeet is friendly as all get out and walks around the picnic table and climbs up on everybody and hangs from their ball caps looking into their sunglasses at its reflection... Its a real hoot!

The parrot on the other hand, according to Dave, is attached to his wife and will actually kill the parakeet if given the chance. The parrot is bonded to the wife and will not accept any other individuals including Dave..........

37 posted on 09/22/2010 4:27:09 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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To: Judith Anne
Parrots, in my experience, are very intelligent, predatory, territorial, omnivorous, and omnisexual.

So am I.

Disgusting!

So am I.

38 posted on 09/23/2010 8:01:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
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