[fungoking]

Maybe the brain damage happend before he hooked electrodes to his nipples?

[farlander]

That was my first thought. Pre-existing condition.

[DouglasKC]

You can’t fix stupid.

[jessduntno]

How many kids does it take to hook up a classmates nipples to a generator?

Watt?

[ronnyquest]

Your kids are morons, but it’s the teacher’s and school’s fault?

[Mark was here]

I think he got the example of how to cook a wiener dog confused.

[dead]

Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.

Fire bad! Arrrgggg.

[albie]

The sad part is they’ll get a settlement. Probably $15,000+/-.

[FourPeas]

This was a high school student? OK. We are in such deep trouble.

[pingman]

Shucks;we missed another Darwin Awards candidate!

[elpadre]

are they still sending problem pupils to shop classes.

[Cheetahcat]

I think this is genetic,one needs to examine the parents.

[Cubs Fan]

I think this is the very same method Obama uses when he needs to think up policy.

[ElayneJ]

This is the end of electrical trades classes.

[Piquaboy]

How did anyone that stupid ever make it to high school?

[Newton]

sounds like the classic “I’m a moron so I’m going to sue you for my stupidity” defense.... must be liberals....so that makes it ok then. /sarcasm

[svcw]

I would be embarrassed to bring the suit. It would be humiliating to have a child as stupid as this boy.

[DesertRhino]

You know guys, the kid has a point. The teacher clearly never said;

“Do NOT split the cord, attach alligator clips to the ends, and then clamp an alligator clip onto each nipple, and then plug it into the wall socket. The current right across your heart could be dangerous.”

We should have to give this warning now,, if it only saves ONE child, isn’t it worth it???!!! (and please please know i was being sarcastic!)

[FourPeas]

So...the teachers is supposed to stand up in front of class and warn teenagers about connecting their nipples to electrical components? Of course, he should then warn about every other appendage, ‘cuz da chillen R 2 dummm to figgur dat if it ain’t gud 4 nipelz, it ain’t gud for da eerz, or da nutz, or....

Then, he’d be sued for sexual harassment or some such thing.

[Locomotive Breath]

Brain damage? Too bad it didn’t sterilize him. Hate to think of that level of stupid reproducing.

[posterchild]

The punishment for bringing forth stupid frivolous lawsuits should be electrodes attached to nipples.