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Maybe the brain damage happend before he hooked electrodes to his nipples?
1 posted on 09/01/2010 7:23:20 AM PDT by fungoking
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To: fungoking

That was my first thought. Pre-existing condition.


2 posted on 09/01/2010 7:24:34 AM PDT by farlander (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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You can’t fix stupid.


3 posted on 09/01/2010 7:25:10 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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How many kids does it take to hook up a classmates nipples to a generator?

Watt?


4 posted on 09/01/2010 7:25:37 AM PDT by jessduntno (Flush the Grand Old Potty. Vote Conservative.)
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To: fungoking

Your kids are morons, but it’s the teacher’s and school’s fault?


6 posted on 09/01/2010 7:26:27 AM PDT by ronnyquest (There's a communist living in the White House! Now, what are you going to do about it?)
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I think he got the example of how to cook a wiener dog confused.
7 posted on 09/01/2010 7:26:38 AM PDT by Mark was here (It's either Obama or America. There cannot be both.)
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Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.

Fire bad! Arrrgggg.

8 posted on 09/01/2010 7:26:55 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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The sad part is they’ll get a settlement. Probably $15,000+/-.


9 posted on 09/01/2010 7:27:01 AM PDT by albie
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This was a high school student? OK. We are in such deep trouble.


10 posted on 09/01/2010 7:27:59 AM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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Shucks;we missed another Darwin Awards candidate!


11 posted on 09/01/2010 7:28:31 AM PDT by pingman (Price is what you pay, value is what you get.)
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are they still sending problem pupils to shop classes.


13 posted on 09/01/2010 7:29:20 AM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda" and its allies.)
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I think this is genetic,one needs to examine the parents.


14 posted on 09/01/2010 7:29:36 AM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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I think this is the very same method Obama uses when he needs to think up policy.


15 posted on 09/01/2010 7:29:42 AM PDT by Cubs Fan (The Obama Presidency, just over a year old, and already the worst in history)
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This is the end of electrical trades classes.


16 posted on 09/01/2010 7:29:45 AM PDT by ElayneJ (ui)
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How did anyone that stupid ever make it to high school?


17 posted on 09/01/2010 7:30:02 AM PDT by Piquaboy (Military veteran of 22 years in Navy, Air Force, and Army.)
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sounds like the classic “I’m a moron so I’m going to sue you for my stupidity” defense.... must be liberals....so that makes it ok then. /sarcasm


18 posted on 09/01/2010 7:30:08 AM PDT by Newton ('No arsenal is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.' -Ronald Reagan)
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I would be embarrassed to bring the suit. It would be humiliating to have a child as stupid as this boy.
20 posted on 09/01/2010 7:33:07 AM PDT by svcw (Everyday the enemy tries to offer you an apple, when God has already given us an orchard.)
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You know guys, the kid has a point. The teacher clearly never said;

“Do NOT split the cord, attach alligator clips to the ends, and then clamp an alligator clip onto each nipple, and then plug it into the wall socket. The current right across your heart could be dangerous.”

We should have to give this warning now,, if it only saves ONE child, isn’t it worth it???!!! (and please please know i was being sarcastic!)


21 posted on 09/01/2010 7:34:06 AM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)
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So...the teachers is supposed to stand up in front of class and warn teenagers about connecting their nipples to electrical components? Of course, he should then warn about every other appendage, ‘cuz da chillen R 2 dummm to figgur dat if it ain’t gud 4 nipelz, it ain’t gud for da eerz, or da nutz, or....

Then, he’d be sued for sexual harassment or some such thing.


22 posted on 09/01/2010 7:34:14 AM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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Brain damage? Too bad it didn’t sterilize him. Hate to think of that level of stupid reproducing.


23 posted on 09/01/2010 7:34:38 AM PDT by Locomotive Breath
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The punishment for bringing forth stupid frivolous lawsuits should be electrodes attached to nipples.


24 posted on 09/01/2010 7:37:25 AM PDT by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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