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To: fungoking

You know guys, the kid has a point. The teacher clearly never said;

“Do NOT split the cord, attach alligator clips to the ends, and then clamp an alligator clip onto each nipple, and then plug it into the wall socket. The current right across your heart could be dangerous.”

We should have to give this warning now,, if it only saves ONE child, isn’t it worth it???!!! (and please please know i was being sarcastic!)


21 posted on 09/01/2010 7:34:06 AM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)
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To: DesertRhino

All children’s nipples should have warning labels. Do not attach alligator clips here, severe shock could occur.


38 posted on 09/01/2010 8:15:44 AM PDT by certrtwngnut
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