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Cops: Calif doctor gets stuck in chimney, dies
Associated Press ^ | August 31, 2010 | Unknown

Posted on 08/31/2010 4:23:45 PM PDT by decimon

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.

While she was trying to break in, the man she was pursuing escaped unnoticed from another exit "to avoid a confrontation," authorities said.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bakersfield; blonde; california; chimney; doctor; jacquelynkotarac; marydegeare; notaeuphemism; obamacare; selfwritingjokes; williammoodie
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To: giotto

Sounds like we’ve got the makings of a Sherlock Holmes mystery here!


81 posted on 08/31/2010 6:57:25 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: giotto

But there’s the neighbor who reported hearing the faint cries for help. How do you explain that?


82 posted on 08/31/2010 6:59:19 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: A_perfect_lady
This is no banana. This is some kind of exotic fruit no one has ever seen. The story is bizarre. The boyfriend is asking us to believe that he was being stalked by this accomplished, attractive woman, and that she tried to get into his house by digging under it. That's not believable. Then we're supposed to believe that she found a ladder and climbed onto the roof and jumped down the chimney. This is not the kind of thing women do.

1) Women hate spiders, bugs, cobwebs, soot, snakes, scorpions, bird's nest, and anything else they might encounter in a chimney.
2) Women hate risking mutilation or any kind of damage to their faces or body. Dropping down a chimney is a sure way to get seriously hurt and/or disfigured for life.

The more I think about it, the less his story adds up.

83 posted on 08/31/2010 6:59:36 PM PDT by giotto
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To: popdonnelly
At least she won’t have to face Obamacare.

A doctor that unstable, stupid, and lawless surely would have been the face of Obamacare. She would have been the one with no lines, no waiting. Sniff.

84 posted on 08/31/2010 7:05:21 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: decimon
I'm going to take a wild risk and say she had issues without alcohol. Seriously, who even thinks of digging into a house?

Failing that, she tries to go down the chimney?

from the timeline:

9 p.m. A woman goes to the house to care for Moodie's fish in a tank and smells a bad odor from the chimney. She sees some fluids in the chimney and notifies police

That's just nasty.

85 posted on 08/31/2010 7:05:22 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (.)
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To: FrdmLvr; A_perfect_lady; editor-surveyor

Another article explains that she tried to break into the back door with the shovel. I jumped to the conclusion that she had used the shovel to dig into the house. I still question whether a woman would choose to go down a chimney, though.


86 posted on 08/31/2010 7:09:05 PM PDT by giotto
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To: giotto
Okay, let's remember that "tried to get in the back door with shovel" does not equal "tried to dig a tunnel." She could have been banging on the door with the shovel, or trying to pry it open with the metal scoop.

Medical examiner is saying she died of mechanical asphyxiation. How's he going to kill her in a manner that mimics that? When was the last time you heard of someone killing their lover by compressing their chest? If he'd have killed her, likely it would be blunt force trauma, knife, gun, or strangulation, all of which would be detected. Let's face it. Sometimes people go nuts, do stupid stuff, and it turns out badly.

87 posted on 08/31/2010 7:22:16 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: giotto

Desperate woman. Should have spent a few bucks on this book. Might have saved her life
http://www.amazon.com/Hes-Just-Not-That-Into/dp/1416909532/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1283307966&sr=1-2


88 posted on 08/31/2010 7:34:23 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: giotto

Read the whole story, and it reveals that he didn’t know she was there.


89 posted on 08/31/2010 7:37:30 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
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To: FrdmLvr

You know what? I have that book, and I make a point of re-reading it every six months or so. It’s true, it’s good, and more women should read & heed.


90 posted on 08/31/2010 7:59:27 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: A_perfect_lady
Okay, let's remember that "tried to get in the back door with shovel" does not equal "tried to dig a tunnel."

I realize that, but the linked story did not explain about the back door. It just said she tried to get into the house with a shovel, which is when I hastily concluded she had used the shovel to dig. I had to do a Google search to find out about the door. Nevertheless, it was a dumb assumption on my part.

91 posted on 08/31/2010 8:12:03 PM PDT by giotto
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To: FrdmLvr
Sounds like we’ve got the makings of a Sherlock Holmes mystery here!

Or at very least a contender for this year's Darwin Awards.

92 posted on 08/31/2010 8:17:25 PM PDT by giotto
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To: A_perfect_lady

All mothers should get this book for their daughters - from about age of 10 on up.


93 posted on 08/31/2010 8:32:02 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: giotto

Well, none of the stories seems to give all the details. I’ve read 4 different versions so far, so that’s where I’m getting my sudden expertise.


94 posted on 08/31/2010 8:32:39 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: FrdmLvr

Yep. I wasted a good 40 years not having a clue. My “don’t waste the pretty” time is up, but at least I won’t waste the next 40 years!


95 posted on 08/31/2010 8:34:39 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: Trick or Treat
"Hold muh stethoscope....."

Leni

96 posted on 08/31/2010 8:44:13 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: A_perfect_lady

Such is the state of journalism today.


97 posted on 08/31/2010 8:59:17 PM PDT by giotto
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To: Grizzled Bear
What do you call the student who graduates from medical school at the bottom of their class?

Heh. Good point.
98 posted on 08/31/2010 9:15:57 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: Talisker

It’s SOOO California that her family tried to find her with a psychic...


99 posted on 08/31/2010 9:32:14 PM PDT by GnuHere
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To: A_perfect_lady

All the explanations and theories of this mishap are cracking me up! lol


100 posted on 08/31/2010 9:32:48 PM PDT by My hearts in London - Everett (So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
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