[The Comedian]

Brains...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[The Comedian]

They-won't-stay-dead ping!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

It can also cause the end of the world when the zombie population grows larger than the living population. Of course, this is old news to anyone who saw even one zombie movie.

[Constitution Day]

RUN!

[Puppage]

'Zombie' DNA Can Wake Up, Cause Disease.......

...and become vice president.

[UCANSEE2]

That's why I like injecting Meth directly into my vena cava. Any zombie that bites me is in for a big surprise, and won't be doing any 'eating', brains or otherwise.

They will be like dogs who are fast enough to 'catch' a car, but don't know what to do with it.

[SunkenCiv]

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[SunkenCiv]

reprising:

The Scars of Evolution:
What Our Bodies Tell Us
About Human Origins
by Elaine Morgan

"The most remarkable aspect of Todaro's discovery emerged when he examined Homo Sapiens for the 'baboon marker'. It was not there... Todaro drew one firm conclusion. 'The ancestors of man did not develop in a geographical area where they would have been in contact with the baboon. I would argue that the data we are presenting imply a non-African origin of man millions of years ago.'"

[TheOldLady]

Isn’t this the second story about diseases caused by the zombie DNA within a week? They must be working furiously to identify all the latent diseases if they’re publishing another one so soon.

[rdl6989]

So how long before there is a “zombie zot” pill?

[Domestic Church]

Great idea for a halloween costume.

[softwarecreator]

Thanks, as always, for the ping. Interesting articles.

[djf]

Kinda like a retrovirus.