[Viking2002]

I'm in IT support and I'm so bogged down with work, red tape, and serial corporate idiocy, I don't even know what the hell is inside half the boxes I take a tool to anymore. I swear to God, I'm mothballing all my certs and becoming a park ranger. And the deeper in the forest, the better.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Dr. Sivana]

I swear to God, I'm mothballing all my certs and becoming a park ranger. And the deeper in the forest, the better.

It won't work. A couple of months ago I applied for an IT manager position at the Lake County Forest Preserve! Once the cell towers went up, it was game over.

[The Cajun]

I swear to God, I'm mothballing all my certs and becoming a park ranger. And the deeper in the forest, the better.

Used that basic plan 12 years ago, worked out very well ;^)