Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]

me ^ | Aug. 16, 2010 | me

[jocon307]

Tears are literally falling down my face. I have never laughed so hard at a FR thread ever!

[TSgt]

[Moonman62]

And while we’re talking about underwear, what’s the deal with the fly on briefs? I mean, what is the point of forcing me into an S turn when a simple flap would be fine. I usually just go over the top than through the slalom.

Have you seen many episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm?

[fish hawk]

I don’t wear it very often anymore but I still have Adam’s fig leaf.

[norraad]

I have a pair from that era I bought at Goodwill because it was still wrapped in original packaging, later I realized it was from Grants, a store that had been out of business for decades.

I wished I hadn't opened them.

Prolly would have had great E-Bay value unopened.

[Cannon6]

Who gives a rat’s a$$

[cripplecreek]

Harry must have really loved that pony because he hasn’t been back since.

[IYAS9YAS]

I still got diapers from when I was a newborn in 1969. They don’t fit, they’re clean, and they’re perfect for waxing vehicles. ;-)

[matt1234]

I have some old cloth diapers that my mom used for me and my older sisters. I used them for spit-up cloths with my daughters. They are probably 59 years old. Do I win?

No, sorry. Entries are limited to male underwear. Employees of the Fruit of the Loom Company are also ineligible.

[jy8z]

I can’t date them with any accuracy, but the oldest pair have to be the ones standing in the corner of the closet.

[oh8eleven]

Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own?
Forty two years ... my (then) fiancée sent them to me in Vietnam for Valentine's Day 1968.

I still have the shorts and my wife.

[rickomatic]

If you wash them too much , they wear out.

Yellow = front
Brown = back

[Beowulf9]

“Tears are literally falling down my face. I have never laughed so hard at a FR thread ever!”

Some of the Helen Thomas ones did that to me.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Sadly, he passed the month after posting that.

He would have appreciated your reply though. :)

[HOYA97]

Thank you for posting this. I really needed a good laugh today. As one of the oldest posters here (on FR since 10/98) I nominate this as the funniest thread ever!!!!!!

[TexasCajun]

Too Much Iinformation Dude!

And what made you think to share this with us?

[donhunt]

When I was single I had 30 pair.
That way I only went to the laundromat once a month.

[Allegra]

I still have the shorts and my wife.

Now, THAT'S awesome. :-D

[TexasCajun]

I’d hate to see your refrigerator !!

[matt1234]

Forty two years ... my (then) fiancée sent them to me in Vietnam for Valentine's Day 1968.

Reminds me of the movie Jarhead. Outstanding!