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Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]
me ^
| Aug. 16, 2010
| me
Posted on 08/16/2010 1:44:08 PM PDT by matt1234
I have a pair that's from my high school days. I'm 47 years old, so that makes the underwear about 30 years old. Can anyone top that?
The underwear is boys' size 20, but they still fit. They're a little threadbare, but that's an advantage on a hot summer day. I think I can get at least a few more years out of them. (Obviously, I don't wear this pair every day. I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.)
I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife to throw away my stuff that's old but still good. Married men are at a disadvantage here.
Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns. They work great! Seriesly.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 1; deployedcivilian; humor; pantyping; stolenvalor; thisishugh
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:44:11 PM PDT
by
matt1234
To: matt1234
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:45:23 PM PDT
by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: matt1234
Wow. I nominate this thread for the most bizarre vanity ever.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:45:47 PM PDT
by
Egon
(The difference between Theory and Practice: In Theory, there is no difference.)
To: matt1234
My best pair is a collection of loosely associated cotton molecules.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:46:18 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: matt1234
To: matt1234
I don't have a wife...No wonder. ;-)
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:46:26 PM PDT
by
fullchroma
(Arizona native)
To: Islander7
If you wash them too much , they wear out.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:46:27 PM PDT
by
norraad
("What light!">Blues Brothers)
To: matt1234
I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.TMI!
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:46:45 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: matt1234
Ha! I have stuff from the 70’s and I’m not a member of your gender. DH is happy when I get something new.
I use his old t-shirts for cleaning everything. Seriesly.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:47:20 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Employing freedom of speech/expression in order to condemn freedom of speech/expression—go figure..)
To: matt1234
I forgot to keep track.
Sorry.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:47:21 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: matt1234
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:48:16 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: matt1234
My wife won’t let me keep under ‘em more than a coupla years. When I was single, they had holes in ‘em.
I have about 30 pairs, none more than two years old.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:48:35 PM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
To: Egon
Life long batchelor Wears "size 20" boys briefs Connection? Judges?
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:48:36 PM PDT
by
School of Rational Thought
(Need work. MBA, CPA, Black Belt. Diverse industry and cross border experience.)
To: matt1234
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:48:43 PM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Iowa floods, Obama vacations. Moochelle Obama, please pass the cake.)
To: matt1234
If someone will pay for the carbon dating I’ll be sure to get back to you with an answer.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:48:52 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: matt1234
Good job!
I recently found a pair from college..the ones where Mom sewed your name in them. They are 40+ years and I obviously have not worn them nor could I.
But its funny/sad to tell a coworker that I
have underwear older than they are....
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:49:03 PM PDT
by
Adder
(Note to self: 11-2-10 Take out the Trash!!!)
To: Egon
I didn’t think this was a slow news day.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:49:05 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
("Idiocracy" is not just a movie.)
To: matt1234
How long have you been curious about this topic?
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:49:05 PM PDT
by
steveo
(2010 never again)
To: matt1234
its scary that you may have underwear that may be older than me.
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:49:21 PM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
To: matt1234
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posted on
08/16/2010 1:49:34 PM PDT
by
earlJam
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