Ben is such a classy guy.
Idiots. Everyone knows you’re supposed to pee in the water hazards. And leave the sand traps for the feral cats.
good grief.....what’s next....prosection for fartin too
You cant' play a 4some of 18 holes with a cooler full of beer and somebody NOT drain the main vein at some point.
There must be no other unsolved crimes in the Dublin area. As a part-time metro-Columbus resident, I find that VERY hard to believe.
Yeah, because police in central Ohio (which is trying to beat Cleveland in the race to the bottom ie becoming Ohio’s Detroit) have nothing better to do.
Freaking ridiculous.
But at least they aren’t executing heros for the crime of having a CCW permit and carrying in a Costco ala Las Vegas thugcops.
PS I know some CPD, Dublin PD, and other central Ohio PD. A couple thugcops, but the vast majority are just good cops. Sure they think this is ridiculous, too.
“was not the person seen urinating Thursday afternoon between the 17th and 18th holes” Wow, that had to be a huge bladder full.
“The female calling to make the complaint, talking with a panting breathless voice, could not clearly identify which of the foursome was the culprit because her binocular lenses were partly fogged up.” “She then stated that she could not identify the golfer, but that in a lineup she was positive she could identify the offending appendage.”
Just another reason I won’t play golf courses built in and around housing developments.