What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[Tax-chick]

With Amdro fire-ant granules.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Welcome to my world, LOL! Actually, people haven’t been TOO crabby as of late. We’ll see what tomorrow brings because I had the rare day off today. :)

[fanfan]

Beer.

Speaking of which I gave to water the garden....brb

[NicknamedBob]

"Beer. . . . Speaking of which I have to water the garden....brb"

Oh, dear. They've all morphed into me ... or Homer Simpson.

Some days it's hard to tell the difference.

[ThomasThomas]

I really needed to water my garden or I would have said this earlier.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. I need to water my garden, too. As soon as I change out of my nightgown. Which is actually more than a lot of people wear outdoors, but it’s the principle ...

[Tax-chick]

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Oh, dear. They’ve all morphed into me ... or Homer Simpson.

Some days it’s hard to tell the difference. “

Easy brezze.

Look in the mirror.

Now, are you a cartoon character?

[Monkey Face]

I don’t normally name vehicles, but one day, a friend called me as I was going to the post office, and asked what I was doing. I said, “Driving,” meaning I really didn’t want to talk then as I needed both hands to drive.

He said, “Driving Miss Daisy?” It reluctantly stuck. And there you have it folks.

[Monkey Face]

Sunday, one of the ladies in the women’s group was talking about a month-long visit to Seattle. She explained how it always rained and the skies were seldom clear, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I said, “That’s why they call themselves ‘Moss Backs.’”
“What?”

[Monkey Face]

*sigh*
Awake half the night, then can’t wake up in the daylight.
*sigh*

[stephenjohnbanker]

And here I thought you named her that because Miss Daisy is a member of the “Ancient Regime” ;-)

[Darksheare]

But who are the droids consuming?

[Tax-chick]

Morning! Been to the lawyer and signed our re-fi papers. Cute little office in downtown Monroe. He had a collection of antique scales and another of cut-glass inkwells. Frank wanted to chew all of them, of course.

Now I must pay the van bill.

[Dead Corpse]

Mirror?

Man, did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed or what?

[stephenjohnbanker]

GADZOOKS !!

[Cyber Liberty]

I use explosives, but Tax Chick’s answer is probably the best....

[Tax-chick]

Our homeowners’ association frowns on explosives.

An aardvark is another possibility.

[Dead Corpse]

It’s been a rough couple of weeks...

[Cyber Liberty]

That’s too bad about the HOA. There isn’t a problem on this Earth that can’t be solved by the proper application of explosives. Hey, speaking of which, firecrackers will be legal in my state after 7/29! Just like carrying concealed w/o a steenking permit!