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05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic

Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: Post-Neolithic

“When the sh!t hits the fan, there is enough for everyone.” - Kirkwood


81 posted on 05/14/2010 5:21:34 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: dfwgator

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

GMTA


82 posted on 05/14/2010 5:22:26 PM PDT by Canedawg (I'm not digging this tyranny thing.)
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To: Canedawg

“I’ll buy that for a dollar.” - RoboCop


83 posted on 05/14/2010 5:22:56 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Post-Neolithic

“The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you’re already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you’ll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it”. -1LT Ronald Spears, Band of Brothers


84 posted on 05/14/2010 5:23:45 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Tea Party. We are the party of NO! NO to more government! NO to more spending! NO to more taxation!)
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To: Post-Neolithic
Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in Fifth Element:

"Anybody else want to negotiate?"

85 posted on 05/14/2010 5:23:58 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Survey says...”—Family Feud
“Come on down...”—The Price is Right


86 posted on 05/14/2010 5:24:33 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Post-Neolithic

“GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!”


87 posted on 05/14/2010 5:24:38 PM PDT by Eepsy (www.pioacademy.org)
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“Brother, what are these nocturnal riots? Tom Jones

Another from Tom Jones:
Mr. Alworthy to the jailer - “They can’t hang an innocent man!”
The jailer, chuckling - “They’ve done it often enough before.”


88 posted on 05/14/2010 5:24:47 PM PDT by donaldo
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To: Joe 6-pack

My husband loves that movie...and he always manages to find it playing somewhere on cable.


89 posted on 05/14/2010 5:25:38 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Post-Neolithic
Today, with the stroke of a pen, I will end this country's tyranny of freedom.

Obama, January 20, 2012.
90 posted on 05/14/2010 5:25:59 PM PDT by Since 2009-07-21
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To: Post-Neolithic

I am serious...and don’t call me Shirley. (Airplane)


91 posted on 05/14/2010 5:26:15 PM PDT by kevao
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To: Post-Neolithic

“Now, there you go again.”

RWR


92 posted on 05/14/2010 5:26:19 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Man50D

Re #20: ‘Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”

There was a movie with Michael Winslow in it doing a parity of this Gone With the Wind scene, in which he was a Bret and a girl was a shepardess. Winslow said, in the Clark Gable delivery style, “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a ram.”

Don’t know the name of the movie but this was a funny scene.

Also:
Animal House - Steve Furst - “Oh boy, this is gonna be fun”

Rio Grande? - Walter Brennan, “Hold your ears boys, it’s show time”, as he was throwing dynamite at the bad guys (He did this in two movies so I hope I have the correct one.

Madelaine Kahn in “Blazing Saddles” - “Want another schnitzel?”

Clevon Little - “Bitter”

Anything from Blazing Saddles, by Mel Brooks, Harvey Corman, Kahn, Little, Gene Wilder, Alex Karras, and the bad cowboy who also starred in “Dr. Strangelove”.

Bill Clinton: “Dress? What dress?”


93 posted on 05/14/2010 5:26:22 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Post-Neolithic

Great quotes from Great Movies:

Bongiorno Princepesa!
-Roberto Benigni

Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.
-Bruce Willis

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
-Kaiser Soze

After all... tomorrow is another day.
-Scarlett

There is no place like home.
-Dorothy


94 posted on 05/14/2010 5:26:37 PM PDT by JerseyDvl (The Obama Doctrine in 6 words - Embolden Enemies, Abandon Allies, WEAKEN AMERICA.)
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To: TADSLOS

More from BoB:

“We’re paratroopers, we’re supposed to be surrounded.”

“How do I feel about being rescued by Patton. Well I’d feel pretty peachy about it except for one thing, we didn’t f-—in’ need to be rescued by Patton, got that?”


95 posted on 05/14/2010 5:26:45 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: JerseyDvl

“Yippee Kay-Yay M-—— F-——” - Die Hard


96 posted on 05/14/2010 5:27:28 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Post-Neolithic

“We are the ones we have been waiting for.” Barack Obama.


97 posted on 05/14/2010 5:27:56 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: beaversmom

“Johnny Olson, come on down!” What the Price is Right announcer heard after he died” -unknown comic.


98 posted on 05/14/2010 5:28:08 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Bob Dylan sez : What looks large from a distance, close up is never that big.)
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To: Post-Neolithic
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" - Silence of the Lambs
99 posted on 05/14/2010 5:28:08 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: beaversmom

I just bought the dvd ;-)


100 posted on 05/14/2010 5:28:10 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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