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05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: Post-Neolithic
“Here’s Johnny!”—The Shining
To: Post-Neolithic
“The greatest threat to human rights is economic opportunity.” Harrison Ford
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News_and_Views
Daily Dish
September, 2000
No longer posted. Darn.
I know that isn’t very funny or sexy, but liberalism never is.
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:00:01 PM PDT
by
Excellence
(Meet your new mother-in-law, the United States Government.)
To: Post-Neolithic
I guess we’re not in Kansas anymore.(Wizard Of Oz)
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:00:10 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
To: beaversmom
“Here’s Johnny!” - The Johnny Carson Show
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:00:38 PM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(Bob Dylan sez : What looks large from a distance, close up is never that big.)
To: Post-Neolithic
"Rosebud." -- Charles Foster Kane (from Citizen Kane)
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:00:49 PM PDT
by
re_nortex
(DP...that's what I like about Texas...)
To: Post-Neolithic
“I’m here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum.” .
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:01:01 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Post-Neolithic
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:01:07 PM PDT
by
vwbug
To: Post-Neolithic
Rudeness is an epidemic. - Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal Rising)
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:01:39 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: Judith Anne
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:02:02 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Post-Neolithic
It Depends on what the meaning of the word is is (Bill Clintoon)
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:02:41 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
To: Post-Neolithic
"I'm your huckleberry."
Doc Holiday
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:02:51 PM PDT
by
Taylor
(The 2nd Amendment is the "reset" button on the constitution.)
To: Post-Neolithic
"Let me tell you about my mother" - Bladerunner
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:03:22 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: humblegunner
"Alway use punctuation."Damn perect!
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:04:03 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: vwbug
abba dee abba dee We’ll be right back folks hehehehe
-Porky Pig, Warner Brothers
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:04:24 PM PDT
by
vwbug
To: Post-Neolithic
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:05:22 PM PDT
by
VA Voter
To: Post-Neolithic
“If you see a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Bera
To: Post-Neolithic
You know that little speck of white on chicken shit, well it’s chicken shit too. - Pure Country
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:06:05 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Love of God, Family and Country has made me an extremist.)
To: Post-Neolithic
“Where’s the beef!?” Wendy’s commercial
“Read my lips - no new taxes.” G.H.W. Bush
“We all got it coming kid.” Unforgiven
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:06:58 PM PDT
by
21twelve
( UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES MY ARSE: "..now begin the work of remaking America."-Obama, 1/20/09)
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:07:00 PM PDT
by
whence911
(Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
To: Post-Neolithic
“I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.”—Rain Man
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