Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Most memorable one liners.
05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic

Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100101-120121-140 ... 341-354 next last
To: Post-Neolithic

“I say we take off and nuke ‘em from space. It’s the only way to be sure.” - Alien II


101 posted on 05/14/2010 5:28:45 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: humblegunner; Eaker

“Go where the food is! Oh, oh, ooooohhhhhh!!!!!”

~Sam Kinison (RIP)


102 posted on 05/14/2010 5:29:13 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Post-Neolithic

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.


103 posted on 05/14/2010 5:29:17 PM PDT by Carley (WE CAN SEE NOVEMBER FROM OUR HOUSE)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Larry Lucido

“Take my wife, please!”


104 posted on 05/14/2010 5:29:42 PM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 102 | View Replies]

To: Post-Neolithic

“”Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common.” Satchel Paige


105 posted on 05/14/2010 5:29:58 PM PDT by Big_Harry ( Starve the Beast!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Post-Neolithic; All
This is the greatest movie line ever!
106 posted on 05/14/2010 5:30:02 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhaul Congress!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Post-Neolithic

“Come on you miserable fat-head, get that fat-ass truck outta my way!”—Duel


107 posted on 05/14/2010 5:30:31 PM PDT by beaversmom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: beaversmom

bookmark for ltr


108 posted on 05/14/2010 5:30:32 PM PDT by DrewsMum (Somebody please put the Constitution on his teleprompter....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: JerseyDvl
Shane............SHANE, come back!

Bond, James Bond.

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

109 posted on 05/14/2010 5:31:39 PM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 94 | View Replies]

To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
"That's the fact, JACK"!

Bill Murray, "Stripes"

110 posted on 05/14/2010 5:32:13 PM PDT by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 93 | View Replies]

Comment #111 Removed by Moderator

To: Huskrrrr

#75:
“Guess what I am”

“A zit”

Animal House - John Belushi

FOOD FIGHT!!!!


112 posted on 05/14/2010 5:32:43 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 75 | View Replies]

To: Post-Neolithic

“I don’t know how Nixon won....I don’t know anyone who voted for him.” - Pauline Kael


113 posted on 05/14/2010 5:32:52 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Post-Neolithic

Outlaw Josey Wales: “Well, are you gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?”

Also, “Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, son...”


114 posted on 05/14/2010 5:32:58 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Post-Neolithic
"The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
-- Ronald Reagan
115 posted on 05/14/2010 5:32:58 PM PDT by MaxMax (Conservatism isn't a party)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: windcliff
My name is Victoria Winters.
Dark Shadows
116 posted on 05/14/2010 5:33:10 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Comment #117 Removed by Moderator

To: Post-Neolithic

“Read my lips....no new taxes.” - George HW Bush


118 posted on 05/14/2010 5:34:00 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Osage Orange

Nobody goes in that place. It’s too crowded.

Yogi again


119 posted on 05/14/2010 5:34:33 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 51 | View Replies]

To: GRRRRR
What he was doing in my pajams, I'll never know.

So many by the Marx Brothers.

http://www.marx-brothers.org/info/quotes.htm

120 posted on 05/14/2010 5:34:55 PM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 110 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100101-120121-140 ... 341-354 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson