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I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

Posted on 05/08/2010 7:40:36 AM PDT by RubberPig

Edited on 05/08/2010 7:55:28 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

I just switched from pro life to pro choice because I am a liberal who likes watching babies die and from pro gun to anti gun because I don't give a crap about my property or the safety of my family. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens. Because I profit off helping them steal identities..


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To: Tax-chick

401 posted on 06/04/2010 3:34:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Internet. It makes me laugh.)
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To: Tax-chick

Rare, indeed. They don’t just grow on trees, you know.


402 posted on 06/04/2010 4:31:51 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good thing, or we’d be overrun with them!


403 posted on 06/04/2010 4:58:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Internet. It makes me laugh.)
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To: fanfan

I saw we surprise him and not tell him until he’s already on the outbound rocket...


404 posted on 06/04/2010 5:52:25 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III, Alarm and Muster)
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To: Tax-chick

Maybe related to the Pineapple tree I saw in Puerto Rico.


405 posted on 06/04/2010 7:33:13 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (I wonder therefore I wander.)
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To: sionnsar

Heh heh heh..

First, it drives you to sloth, turning your days into a mire of missed opportunity and blown deadlines.
Next comes envy of those who make using it look easy.
Next it drives you to pride, especially after you master the user interface.
Then comes greed, followed closely by lust and gluttony.
And lastly...wrath.
Especially after getting eerror messages for no apparent reason.

(I wanted to work a reference to the meme of “The internet is for pron” song in there but just couldn’t do it..)


406 posted on 06/04/2010 8:02:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Tax-chick
I’d be thin if I had your dietary preferences!

Aversions, not preferences...

407 posted on 06/04/2010 8:42:26 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Tax-chick

If they grew on trees we’d be overrun here.


408 posted on 06/04/2010 8:43:21 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

You don’t like Pat enough to write a poem for him because you never met him.

I met him, fell in love with his glassy, all-seeing green eyes, and was captivated by his thought processes, but I still can’t write a poem about him.

More’s the pity.


409 posted on 06/04/2010 10:06:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob

Umm...I was in dire need of distraction, myself, so I quit the human race for 19 hours. I feel better today. Not great, but I’m sure, if the need arose, I could find a way to distract someone. :oþ


410 posted on 06/04/2010 10:09:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: Tax-chick

*GASP*
You borrowed them form the bromeliad display at the botanical gardens, didn’t you???

I’m tellin’!!!


411 posted on 06/04/2010 10:11:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: Tax-chick

How isw Ash today?


412 posted on 06/04/2010 10:11:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: RubberPig

Hey RubberPig, don’t worry about you missing your chance of election to the 0kaka’s rubberstamp Congress.

Don’t despair, though. There are a lot of opportunities to be appointed to globull warming and environmental organizations that are spewing shiite and oil.

Don’t forget about Crap % Tax possibilities that will fit you


413 posted on 06/04/2010 10:26:28 AM PDT by melancholy
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To: Darksheare

414 posted on 06/04/2010 10:59:05 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face

Glad you’re feeling better. I’ve been pretty punk every since I returned; today is the first day I’m beginning to feel human again.


415 posted on 06/04/2010 11:00:04 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

For what it’s worth, I was with my friend who just let me be. At the time, I didn’t think that was what I needed, but his acceptance of my mood/situation was quite healing for me.

It wasn’t until this morning that I related all that had happened, and his response was just to give my back a little reassuring rub.

It helped. Of course, we’ve been friends for 20+ years, so there isn’t much that can escape the bond.


416 posted on 06/04/2010 11:19:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: melancholy; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Darksheare; fanfan; All

It’s OK...

RubberPig Pen has been given over to the Rubber Ducky of the Flying Castle. The moat has been prepared and is waiting for the fat to float.

;o]


417 posted on 06/04/2010 11:21:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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To: sionnsar

Hello Cthulhu, the most evil of them all.


418 posted on 06/04/2010 11:27:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare
Oh yeah?


419 posted on 06/04/2010 11:31:48 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III, Alarm and Muster)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yikes!


420 posted on 06/04/2010 11:40:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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