I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

[RubberPig]

I just switched from pro life to pro choice _{because I am a liberal who likes watching babies die} and from pro gun to anti gun _{because I don't give a crap about my property or the safety of my family}. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens. _{Because I profit off helping them steal identities..}

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

Rare, indeed. They don’t just grow on trees, you know.

[Tax-chick]

Good thing, or we’d be overrun with them!

[Dead Corpse]

I saw we surprise him and not tell him until he’s already on the outbound rocket...

[ThomasThomas]

Maybe related to the Pineapple tree I saw in Puerto Rico.

[Darksheare]

Heh heh heh..

First, it drives you to sloth, turning your days into a mire of missed opportunity and blown deadlines.
Next comes envy of those who make using it look easy.
Next it drives you to pride, especially after you master the user interface.
Then comes greed, followed closely by lust and gluttony.
And lastly...wrath.
Especially after getting eerror messages for no apparent reason.

(I wanted to work a reference to the meme of “The internet is for pron” song in there but just couldn’t do it..)

[sionnsar]

I’d be thin if I had your dietary preferences!

Aversions, not preferences...

[sionnsar]

If they grew on trees we’d be overrun here.

[Monkey Face]

You don’t like Pat enough to write a poem for him because you never met him.

I met him, fell in love with his glassy, all-seeing green eyes, and was captivated by his thought processes, but I still can’t write a poem about him.

More’s the pity.

[Monkey Face]

Umm...I was in dire need of distraction, myself, so I quit the human race for 19 hours. I feel better today. Not great, but I’m sure, if the need arose, I could find a way to distract someone. :oþ

[Monkey Face]

*GASP*
You borrowed them form the bromeliad display at the botanical gardens, didn’t you???

I’m tellin’!!!

[Monkey Face]

How isw Ash today?

[melancholy]

Hey RubberPig, don’t worry about you missing your chance of election to the 0kaka’s rubberstamp Congress.

Don’t despair, though. There are a lot of opportunities to be appointed to globull warming and environmental organizations that are spewing shiite and oil.

Don’t forget about Crap % Tax possibilities that will fit you

[sionnsar]

[sionnsar]

Glad you’re feeling better. I’ve been pretty punk every since I returned; today is the first day I’m beginning to feel human again.

[Monkey Face]

For what it’s worth, I was with my friend who just let me be. At the time, I didn’t think that was what I needed, but his acceptance of my mood/situation was quite healing for me.

It wasn’t until this morning that I related all that had happened, and his response was just to give my back a little reassuring rub.

It helped. Of course, we’ve been friends for 20+ years, so there isn’t much that can escape the bond.

[Monkey Face]

It’s OK...

RubberPig Pen has been given over to the Rubber Ducky of the Flying Castle. The moat has been prepared and is waiting for the fat to float.

;o]

[Darksheare]

Hello Cthulhu, the most evil of them all.

[Dead Corpse]

Oh yeah?

[Darksheare]

Yikes!