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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^
| 04/30/10
| Staff
Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.
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To: OldDeckHand
They guy sent the eels in to look for the gerbils
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posted on
04/30/2010 10:28:15 AM PDT
by
PGR88
(I'm so open-minded, my brains fell out.)
To: dfwgator
Rectum?
Oh yeah. It destroyed 'im.
42
posted on
04/30/2010 10:28:17 AM PDT
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: OldDeckHand
What a horrible way to die. The poor man.
43
posted on
04/30/2010 10:28:31 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(God Bless America)
To: WayneS
"Was one of the friends Richard Gere?"No, but I think Elton John's gold tiara was found at the scene of the party.
To: OldDeckHand
Another Darwin Award recipient goes down.
45
posted on
04/30/2010 10:28:49 AM PDT
by
Jim Robinson
(JUST VOTE THEM OUT! teapartyexpress.org)
To: dead
How does the eel up the rectum prank go well? Wow,you sure lead a sheltered life. ;-)
To: dfwgator
Rectum?
No ate um’ and killed um’.....
47
posted on
04/30/2010 10:29:36 AM PDT
by
OldBullrider
(if yur hurt, rub some dirt on it, and get back to work)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Thank you.
Ah, Free Republic...where I go to get news that you’ll hear NOWHERE else!
(Because no one in their right mind WOULD.)
48
posted on
04/30/2010 10:30:11 AM PDT
by
hoagy62
(.)
To: OldDeckHand; Eaker
I predict 5,000 views, 200-215 replies, and Eaker calling and asking for an attorney.
49
posted on
04/30/2010 10:30:39 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
To: OldDeckHand
How drunk do you have to be that an eel eating your bowels doesn’t wake you up.
50
posted on
04/30/2010 10:30:55 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: JPG
“Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry “
Should read, Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a “Bawney Fwank Pwank” gone awry
To: OldDeckHand
Wow the Mods are getting more tolerant lately. I can remember a day when articles far less salacious than this would disappear with the comment “No Thanks.”
52
posted on
04/30/2010 10:31:19 AM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(Now can we forget about that old rum-runner Joe Kennedy and his progeny of philandering drunks?)
To: OldDeckHand
53
posted on
04/30/2010 10:31:31 AM PDT
by
svcw
(Habakkuk 2:3)
To: OldDeckHand
Eel...when gerbils don’t give any new thrills...
Too bad Paul Harvey wasn’t alive to report this story.
54
posted on
04/30/2010 10:31:43 AM PDT
by
VOA
To: OldDeckHand
Asian swamp eel:
55
posted on
04/30/2010 10:31:45 AM PDT
by
Fawn
To: Jim Robinson
From the Hungarian Phrasebook
56
posted on
04/30/2010 10:32:38 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
To: All
i love you guys......i’m cracking up in my office right now!! freerepublic.com has some whitty folks.
57
posted on
04/30/2010 10:33:02 AM PDT
by
cpray
To: OldDeckHand
where does this all END???
58
posted on
04/30/2010 10:33:09 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: DCBryan1; OldDeckHand; Eaker
And somebody to take him up on his offer of coffee.
59
posted on
04/30/2010 10:33:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: OldDeckHand
60
posted on
04/30/2010 10:33:41 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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