Man claims he ate, drank nothing for 70 years

couriermail.com.au ^ | April 29, 2010 | staff writers

[Maceman]

The research organisation believes Mr Jani could hold the key to helping soldiers or disaster victims survive without food for longer periods in times of crisis.

Or even average citizens once the global debt crisis collapses Western Civilization.

[donhunt]

I’m curious about his carbon footprint.

[Palmetto Patriot]

[rbg81]

...so has so far spent six days without food or water under the strict observation of doctors who say his body is yet to show any signs of hunger or dehydration.....

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Though every now and then, he cries out for “BRAINS!”

[Sivad]

......and he might have gone another 70 years
without notice had he not been arrested by
the fashion police.

[valkyry1]

Who’s law is that? Like I said, read Auto Biography of a Yogi.

Maybe it it will ring true to you or maybe you will reject it as trash nonsense. All that I ask is that you take a look.

[kjam22]

Gotta be a small carbon foot print. He’s obviously never been into a convenience store to buy gasoline.... or he would have eaten at least one snickers bar in 70 years.

[Mr_Moonlight]

SCIENTISTS are studying an 82-year-old man who claims he has not had any food or drink for 70 years.

Yes those unnamed, unsubstantiated SCIENTISTS once again ... seems as if anyone nowadays can announce some 'study' of some wild claim and be called a "Scientist" by our lame brained MSM ... SHEESH!

[Polynikes]

The Breatharian scam has been around for some time. They also attract some people who you would think would know better.
http://irregulartimes.com/index.php/archives/2007/08/03/kucinich-hira-ratan-manek/

[Mr_Moonlight]

Look up "The Law of Conservation of Energy". He is expending energy, therefore he must be ingesting energy. (Unless his hair is green and he keeps his feet buried, then he just needs a little sunlight, water, and CO2)

CO² ??? Isn't that the toxic lethal chemical which causes all sorts of horrible mayhem on Mother Ghia, according to Algore?

[kanawa]

Current record holder?

[count-your-change]

Sounds like the Slim Fast Diet: “Hey Slim, You ain’t too fast are ya?”

[OwenKellogg]

He’s got Bobby Sands beat!

[Joe 6-pack]

From what I understand he eats a wiener every now and then.

[Joe 6-pack]

His a$$ must have cobwebs.

[COBOL2Java]

He believes he is sustained by the "elixir" of a goddess.

[fish hawk]

That is what I had pictuared in my mind. Thnx. LOL

[COBOL2Java]

From what I understand he eats a wiener every now and then.

He eats Democrats?

[conservativebabe]

Here's the part that jumps out at me...

Mr Jani is regarded as a "breatharian" who can live a "spiritual life-force" alone. He believes he is sustained by the "elixir" of a goddess.

Goddess? It's another way to discount Christianity and belief in one God.

They want it to be true.

[garyhope]

God, doncha just love Michael Stipe? He's just so carefree, light hearted and jocular. He's never serious, pretentious, portentous, self-righteous or narcissistic.

Snappy dresser too. Love the outfit. Somewhere in Georgia, there's a hippie dippie restaurant missing a table cloth.