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If you ever commit a murder...
Posted on 03/12/2010 7:35:12 PM PST by Minn
...be sure the first thing you do next is dispose of the shoes you wore to do the deed.
It seem every other case on "Forensic Files" hinges on a killer strolling into the police station wearing the same shoes they tracked blood all around the victim's house with. What are they thinking?
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To: Minn
Best to
spread around some fake DNA ...
To make the fake DNA, all the researchers needed was a small sample of the DNA they wanted to plant (such as that from hair or lingering in saliva left on a discarded coffee cup) and blood from a donor. Donor blood was centrifuged to separate DNA-containing white cells and DNA-free red cells. The researchers then expanded the filched DNA into a larger sample size via whole genome amplification and added it to the DNA-free red blood cells from the donor. Poof! Blood that matched the genetic profile of the person to be framednot the donorwas created.
Problem is, your average murderer lacks a proper foundation in molecular biology.
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:48:37 PM PST
by
cynwoody
To: Adder
I’m never gone get hired...
To: Minn
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:50:28 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
To: Minn
OK...got it.Any handy hints for us habitual jaywalkers?
To: Minn
Don't make stupid, obvious mistakes when staging a fake suicide.
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:50:53 PM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Is the sarcasm tag really necessary?)
To: The Cajun
Don’t forget to bury the shovel you buried the body with
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
But you will never finish burying the shovel you buried the shovel with.......
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:51:12 PM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98 )VOTE THE INCUMBENTS OUT)
To: Minn
About half of the murders on “The First 48” are solved using cell phone data from either the deceased or the murderer.
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:52:25 PM PST
by
Larry381
("in the final instance civilization is always saved by a platoon of soldiers" Oswald Spengler)
To: Vermont Lt
You are not smart enough to get away with it. I know Im not. So I dont try. Well I was.It happened in Cleveland in May 1992.I met this drug dealer....
(Just kidding)
To: cynwoody
You wouldn't ha[[en to have a centrifuge lying around would you?
I need it for um gardening bacteria and stuff.
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:53:53 PM PST
by
MaxMax
(Conservatism isn't a party)
To: xrmusn
But you will never finish burying the shovel you buried the shovel with....... Ah, the fatal flaw in my logic ;^)
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:54:00 PM PST
by
The Cajun
(Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
To: wally_bert
Ok maybe your average murderer is brighter then the writers on that show.
But that is not saying much.
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:54:24 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
That "right to remain silent" is the most powerful legal tool in the world. Yes,if you're guilty.If you're innocent then silence puts you at a disadvantage.
To: Lancey Howard
Does the high temp of the casing not destroy the print?.
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:54:37 PM PST
by
GSP.FAN
(These are the times that try men's souls.)
To: Minn
Of course us murderer's who are REALLY good never get profiled on Forensic Files because we get away with it...
Whoops! I violated rule #63 - Never post about getting away with murder on public websites with lots of readers...
But seriously, when I worked the nightshift we would keep the TV on Forensic Files during our shift, I've seen every episode about 100 times. I probably could be a darn good murderer, unfortunately I don't really have any enemies :(
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:54:52 PM PST
by
apillar
To: right way right
Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies.
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:56:19 PM PST
by
ctdonath2
(+)
To: GSP.FAN
Ahh, hell! Anyone can pick those shoes up at Payless!
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:56:24 PM PST
by
SgtBob
(Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
To: apillar
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:57:32 PM PST
by
votemout
To: Larry381
About half of the murders on The First 48 are solved using cell phone data from either the deceased or the murderer. I watch that show regularly.I'm always amazed how often the suspects 1) talk to the cops without a lawyer and 2)confess.Although I guess you'd have to be an irredeemable psychopath to kill somebody and not feel at least some guilt.
To: Minn
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posted on
03/12/2010 7:59:42 PM PST
by
culpeper
(He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people,)
To: ctdonath2
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Real friends call The Wolf.
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posted on
03/12/2010 8:00:15 PM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Is the sarcasm tag really necessary?)
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