[Grizzled Bear]

The real question is who the hell brings a meat thermometer to a movie theater?

[goodnesswins]

No guns or knives allowed....but meat thermometers okay....they have a nice SHARP point....BAN all MEAT THERMOMETERS!!!/s

[abigailsmybaby]

I ALWAYS take my meat thermometer with me EVERY where I go. ALWAYS.

[GOP Poet]

The real question is who the hell brings a meat thermometer to a movie theater?

EXACTLY!

[DJ MacWoW]

It’s as good a weapon as an ice pick and small enough to carry hidden in a pocket.

[Smokin' Joe]

Not a weapon, even though it is designed to pierce meat. Denial is a person's best friend when they want to carry 'something' but are afraid of getting patted down for a weapon.

This is less unusual than people might suspect.

Note, Bernie Goetz was shaken down by four youths with sharpened screwdrivers.

[Plumberman27]

It's Bush's fault for not outlawing all meat thermometers. Next the hideous meat thermometer will be considered weapons of mass destruction. Was it a registered meat thermometer?

[valkyry1]

//The real question is who the hell brings a meat thermometer to a movie theater//

Its something only a black hoodlum would think up I guess.

[Squantos]

Who the hell goes to a movie theater anymore.......:o)

[sheik yerbouty]

An “honor student” onn his way to being a rocket scientist..

[Grams A]

Maybe they thought they were going to a re-run of that old TV program that would go through a woman’s purse and you would get prizes or money for something really bizarre. Always need to be prepared with a wide array of stuff.

[zerosix]

The latest in “weapons of choice” in ‘da hood.

[Freddd]

If Guns kill people, do pens misspell words?