Posted on 03/06/2010 5:50:40 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
Larry King took his first commercial flight since September 11 recently, and the airport security people, sensing a rare opportunity for fame-fondling, took a little advantage when he failed the metal detector test.
"They had to give me the complete body search. So I had to stand there with [my] arms [out], and they are talking with me at the same time, 'loved the show last night, turn over your belt,' and then they grab you by the privates. They examined me pretty good."
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EEWWWW!
Why do you say that?
And we’re going along with it. We’re being stripped naked by airport security using body scan machines, getting our private parts grabbed, staggering out of the whole mess holding our belts and shoes in one hand while we hold up our pants with the other. This insanity is the single contribution of the Islamic religion to the modern world - they’ve made airline flight a surreal experience in paranoia and intrusions on privacy. But it’s also the fault of the bureaucrats in our government for coming up with meaningless show-security intended to inconvenience us all. It’s also our fault for putting up with it.
The levels of absolute horror and extreme depravity suffered by these security guards must be above and beyond what a human being could imaginably endure.
Finally, someone who agrees with me that we're being strip searched by scanners!
This insanity is the single contribution of the Islamic religion to the modern world - theyve made airline flight a surreal experience in paranoia and intrusions on privacy.
Isn't it ironic that the muzzie women are the only ones refusing to go through the scanners (and rightfully so!) - when, as you said, muzzies are the CAUSE of it.
Thanks. :)
Sorry - I do not follow. Can you be more specific as to what you mean?
uh-oh ...
Did Larry King(isstillalive?) tap a foot under the bathroom stall first?
“Im confused. Is he saying he did or didnt like it?”
I think Ol’ Larry was so happy about it that he just had to tell someone.
“That’s a little too close to Necrophilia.”
That would be Nancy Pelosi.
What does he have left that’s private anyway?
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The only space is between "img" and "src."
Avoid novice error: It's SRC, not SCR.
I think I’m happier not knowing.
Did he tap his toe?
Man sues airline for not looking at his scrotum (Toronto Sun ^ | March 9, 2010 | JEAN-PHILIPPE ARCAND)
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