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Roadkill dressed in button-down shirt raises eyebrows
Northwest Florida Daily News ^ | March 04, 2010 | Matt Algarin

Posted on 03/06/2010 2:12:36 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

A dead beaver on U.S. Highway 331 caused passing motorists to do a double take this week.

For most drivers the sight of road kill is not out of the ordinary. But when the dog-sized animal is wearing a shirt and has an energy drink next to its head, you may question what you just saw.

(Excerpt) Read more at nwfdailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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Pix at source. No news on whether it was shaved.
1 posted on 03/06/2010 2:12:37 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Formal dining ping!


2 posted on 03/06/2010 2:13:24 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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Road kill? Humm...Seems someone was hard on the beaver.


3 posted on 03/06/2010 2:21:19 AM PST by BigCinBigD (")
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To: Slings and Arrows

This showed up in PA. Someone dumped the couch, then a deer got whacked, and someone put it on the couch. A few days later, the end table and lamp showed up, and then the TV. Finally, the sign appeared.

4 posted on 03/06/2010 2:25:57 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus on GW skeptics)
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5 posted on 03/06/2010 2:34:29 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Fresh Wind

Literally LOL! That’s funny!


6 posted on 03/06/2010 2:35:30 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Fresh Wind

What a gem! OMG!!!!


7 posted on 03/06/2010 2:36:46 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Fresh Wind

PA must contract the same road cleanup crews MD does.
I’ve learned more about the anatomy of animals on our highways than I ever did in biology class.

[in very slooooow motion]....:)


8 posted on 03/06/2010 2:39:07 AM PST by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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You’d think they’d have taken the time to prop it into a sitting position.


9 posted on 03/06/2010 2:41:47 AM PST by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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Looks like rigor mortis has set it. They’d’ve had to use the tail as a signpost.


10 posted on 03/06/2010 2:48:00 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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That works for me.


11 posted on 03/06/2010 2:54:53 AM PST by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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PA must contract the same road cleanup crews MD does.

My bet would be that the cleanup crew saw that scene, laughed their butts off, and drove on by. More here

12 posted on 03/06/2010 3:01:27 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus on GW skeptics)
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*Or* they “helped”.....;-D


13 posted on 03/06/2010 3:11:54 AM PST by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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One of my favorites...........

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2704642930103464964CYXrxR

Armadillo/Lone Star


14 posted on 03/06/2010 3:26:33 AM PST by Einherjar (PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER)
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“Roadkill dressed in button-down shirt raises eyebrows”

Shows what they know!
Beavers don't have eyebrows!

15 posted on 03/06/2010 4:44:20 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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16 posted on 03/06/2010 5:01:44 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Oh...ahahaahahaaaaahhahahahaaa.... Oh man,....


17 posted on 03/06/2010 5:15:49 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; txhurl

txhurl, I don’t know if you got a chance to see the dead racoon someone had set up on 1431 just before the last curve heading down Hart Hill, but they stuck a cigarette butt in its mouth and put an empty beer can next to it. Lot of drivers were doing a double take on that one too.


18 posted on 03/06/2010 5:45:29 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Hey zero, It is NOT Bush's fault anymore.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

great beavershot.


19 posted on 03/06/2010 6:47:34 AM PST by paddles
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To: MaryFromMichigan

LOL!


20 posted on 03/06/2010 7:45:28 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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