[mnehring]

:-p

[FourPeas]

Have you tried Goudagle?

[WriteOn]

If you’re interested in apps that “cut the cheese” you’ll find them at iTunes. Check out iFart, for example.

[Chong]

I am absolutely stuned!!!

[El Sordo]

Just why isn't the plural of ‘moose’ given as ‘meese’? I've never understood that.

What's good for the goose is good for the moose, I always say.

[Vigilantcitizen]

Is she a classygreeneyedblonde deepinthehurtgenforest?

[davetex]

I’ll be in the shower with a moose, my sister, cheese, whine and a Glock. Please fill me in later how this thread works out.

[count-your-change]

Skip all that stuff and go straight for the cheese whiz in a can.

[kalee]

Frolicing Moose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNy9jTeolUk

[Allegra]

I need help choosing which socks to wear tomorrow.

[za_claws]

Did you do a search to see if this was a duplicate thread?

[paulycy]

But what of the noble mustagn?

[Leisler]

[hiramknight]

If she finds software for selcting the cheese, and she selects a particular brand of cheese, will the cutting of the cheese be forthcoming??

sorry couldn’t resist...farts = funny

[john in springfield]

I don’t know, but this is hugh! Very series.

[pgyanke]

Can you see the host?

[lack-of-trust]

a blast from the past...

[daniel1212]

I think what you’re looking for is freepware written in C++, which must must installed on a C drive formatted used the FAT32 file system. However, it must be understood, as stated in the EULA, Note also that the software is not fault toler-ant, nor can the software be held accountable for any lose of bytes due to improper use of mice. Well, i tried, but its free.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Yur post smelz like Limburger.

[JRios1968]

Make sure your sister’s logged in...

[Kevmo]

Maybe if your sister sings this song, she’ll have an easier time selecting...

___________________________________________________________________
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “

.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30