[mnehring]

:-p

[mkjessup]

No, but my Magic 8-Ball says to go for the Kraft individual slices of cheddar in your grocer’s dairy section.

[OL Hickory]

not sure about the cheese..but i am sure some colorful comments will follow

[stefanbatory]

I highly recommend the foil wrap aged brick cheese from Widmer’s Cheese in Theresa, WI...don’t need no steenkin fromage software for that, just follow your nose...

[Grizzled Bear]

That’s a tough one. There’s an organization called “Toast Masters.” I assume they are experts in the field of grilled bread products. Unfortunately, there is no organization called “Cheese Masters.”

Perhaps your sister should establish “Cheese Masters of America.”

I hope this helps.

[Nervous Tick]

You signed up in 2001 just to post this vanity?

[Hot Tabasco]

I suddenly remembered that my sister

I met your sister once. She's so ugly it's no wonder she has a problem buying cheese.........As far as getting bit by a moose, forget it! I recently read on a moose thread that your sister is the one to watch out for.........

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

A friend of mine knows a guy who might know something about software. Or cheese. It’s one of those two. I think.

I’ll get back to you...

[snowrip]

A moose once bit my sister...

[Touch Not the Cat]

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[TWfromTEXAS]

Moose has a strong flavor, I suggest a strong flavor in your cheese.

[GreenAccord]

Picture-> Pancake-> Bunny

[JoeProBono]

[exnavy]

Just cut it! :^O

[IrishCatholic]

IF, she is frying the moose in a burger, I suggest white American cheese sliced a bit on the thick side. I find mine at Wal Mart.
If it is more of a fondue, then Velveeta. I know that irritates moose purists, but I find it melts better.

(You know, this is the second thread I’ve posted on that I’ve promoted Wal Mart. Perhaps I should buy some stock.)

[contrarian]

My sister got a moose hickey one time.

[Fiddlstix]

Click the Pic J

I didn't do it...I tell ya
I was on the other side of town
&
I didn't bite anybodies sister either.....
It's all a dirty rumor.....
It's...It's...Moose Abuse...I tell ya

And I Didn't Eat The Cheese Either!

[Rocky]

You may be able to find pertinent advice on this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2288277/posts

[paulycy]

"You FReepers need to leave me out of this. Uh, is your sister around?"

[Billthedrill]

She’d better have a Beeber or she’s gonna get bit.

[kalee]

Tell her to stay out of the shower.