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White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb
WASHINGTONThe White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines all the way back. All the way. And you wanna know what else? It holds two people, if you know what I mean." Meanwhile, Senegal officials reported that their nation has been plagued by an outbreak of bedbugs since its president returned from a short stay in the Lincoln Bedroom.
Obama To Wait For Next Bruce Springsteen Album For Word On Economy
WASHINGTONFaced with the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, the White House announced Tuesday that a cautious President Obama is awaiting the release of the next Bruce Springsteen album before moving forward with additional economic stimulus initiatives. "If Mr. Springsteen puts out an E-Street Band project with one rave-up and several tracks containing an overarching theme of redemption, the president will certainly take that as a strong indicator of economic recovery," said press secretary Robert Gibbs, adding that an album cover featuring an American flag would be "extremely promising." "However, if he records a stark, haunting, Nebraska-esque exploration of blue-collar life, then it is time to lower interest rates and take immediate steps toward drastically reevaluating our current strategy." The president has reportedly eschewed the supplementary Mellencamp Little Pink Housing Index used during the Reagan administration, as economists now widely believe it conveys a derivative, shallow view of the American fiscal landscape.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: laffs; obamajokes; obamalaise; ofst; silliness
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To: ShadowAce
101
posted on
02/05/2010 1:18:22 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
To: a fool in paradise
Now we can claim the thread hit 100 posts.
WooHoo!!
102
posted on
02/05/2010 1:22:31 PM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
Friday afternoon thread stall.
103
posted on
02/05/2010 1:23:36 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
To: a fool in paradise
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
104
posted on
02/05/2010 1:26:50 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: ShadowAce
105
posted on
02/05/2010 1:26:52 PM PST
by
nite97m
To: a fool in paradise
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
106
posted on
02/05/2010 1:27:32 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: Lady Jag
Catnip mainly.
If he’s mind blarghed, he can’t think about it.
107
posted on
02/05/2010 1:29:28 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: a fool in paradise
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
108
posted on
02/05/2010 1:31:18 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: a fool in paradise
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
109
posted on
02/05/2010 1:33:21 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: Darksheare
110
posted on
02/05/2010 1:33:22 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
To: Darksheare
111
posted on
02/05/2010 1:33:46 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
To: a fool in paradise
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
112
posted on
02/05/2010 1:36:23 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: a fool in paradise
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
113
posted on
02/05/2010 1:36:44 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: Hoffer Rand
114
posted on
02/05/2010 1:37:07 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: a fool in paradise
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
115
posted on
02/05/2010 1:42:17 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: a fool in paradise
116
posted on
02/05/2010 1:43:25 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: a fool in paradise
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
117
posted on
02/05/2010 1:45:19 PM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: ShadowAce
Why do psychic's always want you to call?
Shouldn't they know you want to talk to them and just call you?
On another note: Why do psychic's always ask who's calling?
If a psychic goes blind, do they suffer from a lack of vision?
118
posted on
02/05/2010 1:54:25 PM PST
by
nite97m
To: a fool in paradise
“It put up a grand fight, but I beated it.. and oh.. wow, the colors.”
119
posted on
02/05/2010 2:02:48 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I pledge allegiance 2 da Saints & 2 da great city of N. O. & 2 da Super Bowl, 4 which we’ll win, 1 city, B low C level, under God, with Mardi Gras & alcohol 4 all.
120
posted on
02/05/2010 2:38:51 PM PST
by
Ingtar
(I closed my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone...)
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