Mummified woman's daughter runs for office

upi ^ | Jan. 25

[TigersEye]

"I'm laughing so hard it hurts!"

[Oldpuppymax]

So is this the picture of the mummy or her mommy? She’s been picking up the mail for years? Well how come, if she didn’t know that mommy was a mummy? And the police couldn’t make a case because the woman said her mother was alive??!! What the hell does THAT mean? Only in Kalifornia!

[No Truce With Kings]

Guilty!

(What? This isn't a naughty teacher thread? Oops. Nevermind.)

[Candor7]

You don't think Californians should vote for a mummy? Overall compared to the wing nut leftists who usually run, a do no harm , actionless, silent mummy would be an improvement, doncha think?

Nominate the mummy today!

[fieldmarshaldj]

The daughter or the mummy ?

[GOPsterinMA]

The mummy!

[paulycy]

Clearly it's only the modern composites and space-age polymers in her face that are keeping her liberal head from exploding like the Hindenburg crash on steroids.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Bleh, no way. The dead are all Democrats.

[MHGinTN]

I think I see the dried bondo ... and it is obvious from listening to that particular deadhead that botox does go to the brain after too much use.

[ClearCase_guy]

Well, CA is where that eminent clown Wavy Gravy ran his “Nobody for President” campaign — as in: “Who’s in Washington right now working to make the world a safer place? Nobody!”; “Nobody’s Perfect”; “Nobody Keeps All Promises”; “Nobody Should Have That Much Power”; etc.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I dunno, they both look like frozen corpsicles.

[Candor7]

Stephan King just got an idea for a new book:”Voter Cemetary!”

You too can be elected by the dead!

[Married with Children]

I thought it said that her “mom” was mummified. Like mother like daughter I guess.

[MHGinTN]

I don’t see how she qualified to run in that district since she’s obviously from Endor.

[TigersEye]

Carbon fiber reinforced. It’s so much stronger than fiberglass.

[paulycy]

Carbon fiber reinforced. It’s so much stronger than fiberglass.

I'm not sure what does it but I sure am impressed with how much intense pressure it can withstand! ;0)

[TigersEye]

Dehydrate early. Avoid the rush.

[GOPsterinMA]

Martha = Colts

[fieldmarshaldj]

Ah, sports reference. I love those. I know as much about sports as the Kennedy family knows about chastity and sobriety.

[TigersEye]

Impervious to facts, logic and public opinion. We have found the perfect politician, dead to this world, but scientifically enhanced to never leave it.