Study shows pine bark naturally relieves symptoms of acute hemorrhoids

MWW Group ^ | Jan 12, 2010 | Unknown

[decimon]

This reads as an ad but if it works then it does.

[decimon]

Pining for the piles ping.

[Drago]

Pine bark toilet paper?!?! Ouch!!!!!!

[Moonman62]

It is an ad.

[dancusa]

Layoff the Heffenreffer beer and capicola.

[mylife]

People have been using pineshole for years.

[Irenic]

Pine bark toilet paper?!?! Ouch!!!!!!
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That’s what I thought...rub your butt with some pine bark for a while, you will forget all about those hemorrhoids

[world weary]

My dad has hemmoroids, says they are the worst thing you can imagine. He has to get them lanced by a doc.

[bmwcyle]

Step one: Remove the bark from the tree.

[RegulatorCountry]

Maritime Pine Bark extract is very bitter and astringent, so you’d want capsules if you want to try it. But, it does have several remarkable properties, including being one of the most powerful antioxidants you can get. It’s also an immune booster and anti-inflammatory, with reputed benefits in cancer therapy.

So, take all those in combination, and it makes a certain amount of sense that there could be benefit with hemorrhoids.

The only reason I have any familiarity with it, is that I ordered some from a holistic veterinarian for my dog, who had cancer. Didn’t want to subject him to anything too miserable, so I tasted of it myself. Turned my mouth inside out. Strong stuff.

[Dem Guard]

Pine bark toilet paper?!?! Ouch!!!!!!

With a special warning, beware of slivers!

[rintense]

I’ve got almost an acre of hemorrhoid relief if anyone needs some!

[LRS]

Put pine bark beetles to work...

[Adder]

It works!

I use pine bark mulch around my azaleas and they have never had hemorrhoids.

[R. Scott]

That’s what I thought when I read the headline.

[LRS]

Let me ad:

Doctor: “I have good news and bad news. Your hemorrhoids are gone, but you now have a Pine Bark Beetle infestation”...

[GulfBreeze]

Boy was I glad when I saw the word “extract” in there.

I was dreading the idea of what to do with a pile of pine bark while sitting on the porcelain.

[vetvetdoug]

but now you have now have a Pine bark beetle infestation

I think the most obvious way the pine bark works is that the termites chew away the excess tissue of the hemorrhoid.

[paulycy]

Study shows pine bark naturally relieves symptoms of acute hemorrhoids

Natural as opposed to what? A cheese grater?

[decimon]

Natural as opposed to what? A cheese grater?

Or moose bites. Or Stink Vampires. Or...