Seacrest starts on the back row with Paige.
She IS in the bottom three.
Seacrest invites her to stand in the middle of the stage as he continues with the others.
Next is Lee. He's safe.
Siobhan safe...not a shocker either.
A blonde girl surrounded by dancers wearng giant TVs on their heads. Singing "Blah, blah, blah".
No I'm not making this up.
The "singing" is heavily modulated, like a Cher song.
This is like an acid-trip brought to life.
Now a couple of white guys appear on stage, rapping. Badly. They look like they slept under a bridge.
The blonde girl diappears, then reappers wearing a giant Indian head-dress. Why?
This makes me want to kick the TV in.