[silent_jonny]

Another time-filling musical peformance by ... I have no idea who or what this is.

A blonde girl surrounded by dancers wearng giant TVs on their heads. Singing "Blah, blah, blah".

No I'm not making this up.

The "singing" is heavily modulated, like a Cher song.

This is like an acid-trip brought to life.

Now a couple of white guys appear on stage, rapping. Badly. They look like they slept under a bridge.

The blonde girl diappears, then reappers wearing a giant Indian head-dress. Why?

This makes me want to kick the TV in.

[kevkrom]

Another time-filling musical peformance by ... I have no idea who or what this is. A blonde girl surrounded by dancers wearng giant TVs on their heads. Singing "Blah, blah, blah". No I'm not making this up. The "singing" is heavily modulated, like a Cher song. This is like an acid-trip brought to life. Now a couple of white guys appear on stage, rapping. Badly. They look like they slept under a bridge. The blonde girl diappears, then reappers wearing a giant Indian head-dress. Why? This makes me want to kick the TV in.

And this is why I never watch the show -- especially "results night" in real time. Because then I'd have to suffer through all of this instead of fast-forwarding to the interesting bits. Between garbage acts and 3-4 minute commercial breaks, I can get through results night in about 15 minutes of DVR watching.