Larry Please Email Me

January 9 2009 | Niuhuru

[paulycy]

*I* am Larry.

"Don't be reedickulouse."

[Lancey Howard]

They just don’t make great Kirk Douglas movies anymore.

[JoeProBono]

Gender: Male Religion: Jewish Race or Ethnicity: White Sexual orientation: Straight Occupation: Talk Show Host

[Larry Lucido]

I knew Larry. Larry was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Larry.

[Gator113]

I’m going to have to see your long form birth certificate.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Are you Larry?

[Slings and Arrows]

But Larry wants to meet you. (Do you by any chance know where his upper lip is hiding?)

In the same place as Dick Gephardt's eyebrows.

[Salamander]

I will not be dragged into this sordid little online affair.

[oh, bloody hell...I just was]

[Yorlik803]

This thread rocks.....good to laugh on a sunday night...har har har

[dforest]

You will have to share Larry with Barry Obama.

[don-o]

Late to this one. This might help you get on Larry's good side.

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

[TomasUSMC]

obambi’s latest letter to Larry Sinclair?

[Larry Lucido]

We finally meet!

Larry and the beautiful Niuhuru at the Blue Note Cafe in Pontiac, Michigan.

[Petronski]

Shouldn’t at least one of you have a pancake on your head?

[Larry Lucido]

That came later....

[humblegunner]

Well spank my arse and call me Charlie!

Nicely done!

[Niuhuru]

*tear in eye* I never before realized how hot I am.

[Slings and Arrows]

*GASP!*

[earlJam]

I never before realized how hot I am.

You are soooo good looking!

(both of you)