Larry and the beautiful Niuhuru at the Blue Note Cafe in Pontiac, Michigan.
Shouldn’t at least one of you have a pancake on your head?
Well spank my arse and call me Charlie!
Nicely done!
*tear in eye* I never before realized how hot I am.
I’m tellin’
Niuhuru! Fair WARNING!! He is the kinda guy your mother used to warn you about!
LOL...
(don’t leave your purse if you get up and leave the table for a minute!) :^)
Seinfeld moment—
Elaine-”Then how are all these people getting together?”
Jerry-”Alcohol.”
LARRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.
NIUHURU: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.
LARRY: You're going by sound? What are we? Whales?
NIUHURU: I think I can tell.
LARRY: Niuhuru, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
NIUHURU: Twenty-five percent.
LARRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.
NIUHURU: You're way off.
LARRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.
NIUHURU: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
LARRY: UNDATEABLE!
NIUHURU: Then how are all these people getting together?
LARRY: Alcohol.
Thats it Larry, we're through! Don't email me, don't call me and stop driving by my house honking your horn!
SHEESH Larry good buddy (on FR), you could’ve invited me. I’m about 15 minutes from the Blue Note.
LOL! Very funny thread. Thanks to all posters.
Best wishes you two.
(thanks for the ping, Larry)