Yale Scientists Reveal Secrets of Duck Sex

NBC Connecticut ^ | Wed, Dec 23, 2009 | RACHEL RIQUE

[ErnBatavia]

I always thought the plural was penii....

[Brilliant]

I wonder how much the taxpayer paid for this research?

[ChuckShick]

Hopefully this will lead to some consensus on the subject and eventually a new UN protocol we can all abide by.

[decimon]

Righty tighty, lefty loosy.

[Blueflag]

based on this quote “while male ducks have developed longer, spiraled genitalia, the females’ anatomy has evolved to spiral in the opposite direction. “ ... the ‘scientists’ MUST have longitudinal, multi-generational data on the length and twist of various avian genitalia.

O M G

[rintense]

So this is really what it means to be screwed, huh. I want to know why there are gay ducks now. Stupid mallards.

[Cricket24]

This goes to show that you never know what you are going to read on FR!!

[RVN Airplane Driver]

I suspect that they found out that the male fools around with the females “quack”.

[rintense]

Ok, now I really want to know why there aren’t more lesbian ducks! That’s gross!!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Who wants to have sex with a woman who doesn’t shave her underarms or legs or take baths?

[KeyesPlease]

I find it amusing that the post immediately preceding this one about spiraled genitalia is:

Screw Job. The New Republic Says Obama is the fall guy for the high jobless rate.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2413746/posts

[nevergore]

righty tighty....lefty loosey????

[Mac from Cleveland]

It sounds like they’re just a bunch of quack ho’s ......

[wildbill]

Not tonight, I have a spiral ache.

[raybbr]

I find it amusing that the post immediately preceding this one about spiraled genitalia is: Screw Job. The New Republic Says Obama is the fall guy for the high jobless rate. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2413746/posts

That kind of stuff happens all the time around here. :)

[refermech]

Actually a fella couldn’t even get the screw started! Bummer dude!

[mt tom]

looks like there may be many cases where the threads get crossed

[paulycy]

take baths

[T Minus Four]

cross-threading ping :-)

[Cold Heart]

Local lady took her duck into the vet and was in a fret that her duck had a parasitic worm stuck in it which she could not remove. The vet tech tried to pull it out and got a big quaaack. Lady said that is what happened with her repeated attempts. The vet came out to see what was going on and to assist and examine the duck. Ladies, this is a male duck.

True story, I know the (very embarassed) vet tech.