Posted on 11/26/2009 6:41:21 PM PST by raccoonradio
Based on its critical reception, Disney's "Old Dogs" looks destined to play dead at theaters. The film has garnered atrocious reviews. The Chicago Tribune granted the film zero stars and explained that the movie is "a great opportunity to gather family members you clearly think are stupid."
Online critic James Berardinelli granted the movie half a star out of four and wrote that "there are some experiences no one should be subjected to even in the name of science." And the carnage didn't stop. Entertainment Weekly gave the film an "F" and lamented the disappearance of Robin Williams' dignity.
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As for Fantastic Mr Fox:
A lot of work went into the design and stop motion animation and a lot comes out. Mr Fox promised the wife he’d give up his wild animal ways and stick to newspaper columns, but you can’t take the chicken-stealing ways out of a fox. Ultimately it leads to war with humans, and it’s vulpes vulpes’ ingenuity and pluck that might just give them a chance.
With a son and nephew (Ash and Kristofferson) learning to appreciate each other; a piano playing mole; Willem Dafoe-voiced security rat; Bill Murray’s lawyer/badger; a fast talking rabbit chef and rabid beagles (don’t forget the blueberries! Beagles love blueberries.) Visually looks great (would have to watch again to catch various in jokes, etc) and it was funny.
Enjoyed.
I must have mmissed the part of his career where Robin Williams had dignity.
...w/ a review like that, I'll see it on early sat...
Great tagline. 
He (R.W.) has been living-off "Mork & Mindy", for what 30 years?
He's really not that funny, Red Skeleton (sp?), a truly funny guy said (IIRC / to the effect), "Blue Jokes / Humor, Is not "Timeless" humor."
It becomes stale rather quickly (you can only embarrass the crowds only so much.)
Look in the mirror, Robin..."Are you really that talented?"
I saw The Road. It is a complete waste of time and money. No point. No story. No beginning. No end. Should be put back into the can and buried at sea.
I completely ignore the critics and rely on the ratings of ordinary people.
Yahoo movie users gave Old Dogs a B and said that the kids they took to see it loved it and laughed a lot. I am not above kid humor.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809918087/user
All of these movies are written, produced, directed by liberals starring liberals so I’m not sure why anyone should be concerned with this topic. Perhaps the moderators are taking Thanksgiving night off? Why the greenlight?
Just pointing out that Williams was promoting his crappy movie on TV and making jokes about Palin, “what has she done?” She hasn’t made horrible movies like you, Robin.
Inglourious Basterds is still running - in my locale it’s at the $2.00 cheapo place. (I have no regret about liking this brutal, tender, violent, mad and dangerous neo-exploitation flick.) My dad took me to a whole slew of this stuff as a kid in the ‘60’s (Dirty Dozen, Omega Man, Deliverance, Planet of the Apes, Willard, The Getaway and on and on.) We also went to every John Wayne flick up to the last, every action flick, every WWII flick, Civil War, Western,Spaghetti Western, Sci Fi, Hammer horror, the whole lot. That’s not very high brow I know, but there’s a certain energy in those flicks (flicks - not even ‘movies’) that can’t be had watching The English Patient or My Left Foot. Now that I have a kid, a boy of 11 - I’ve seen plenty of crap that’s strictly aimed at the kid market that makes my braincase melt with irritation, but also some pretty good stuff too. It’s just not like the crazy eye candy I got as a kid back then.
I read the book (the author also wrote "No Country for Old Men") and know that some people could have described it the same way as you did the movie, but for me it was perhaps the most disturbing book I have ever read, it has kept me thinking about it ever since, and I am going to reread it soon.
If the movie follows the book accurately as some critics have said it does, then I almost dread watching it, but of course look forward to it as well.
To all survivalists out there, do yourself a favor and read "The Road", it is bleak beyond belief, not action oriented like a typical, post apocalyptic action film, instead it is bleak and challenging in a subtle and devastating and deeply penetrating way.
It’s amazing how much more creative and clever the old comedians were. It takes a lot more talent to do what they did then to simply be willing to shock the audience.
but its a book that makes you think about the totality of nuclear winter and end of human culture as we know it.........
and for survivalist, it is a good read.....the bomb shelter and the gun were very important....the gold kurggerands not so much...
I guess the point of the story however was that even in bleak, murderous times, there is hope....innocent hope and goodness ( from the boy).
I had much the same reaction as you at first but the book kept haunting me, what I thought interesting from a survivalists view, is that the writer removed every option for survival. It is the most bleak possibility that I have ever seen. There was some spark of light at the end, but it was not exactly a feast of hope.
did not see the other two but saw Old Dogs on Friday. It was a packed house & there was a lot of laughter. I laughed myself many times. It is a light ,trite, easy movie. No heavy message or need for deep thought.
I tend to agree that I go more with IMDb(peoples choice) over Rotten Tomatoes (critics evaluation).
I had gone to see Precious but it was sold out.
You saw The Road-—Lucky you (from my perspective).
The film has not yet opened in my area. But I read the book a while back and was totally absorbed...and frightened.
Based on that I cannot wait to see the film.
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