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To: Lucky9teen
OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.
When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has be recreated.
To: Lucky9teen
Obama looks like a awkward IDIOT!
You can tell he is ill at ease.
30 posted on
11/25/2009 10:31:52 AM PST by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Lucky9teen
Obama: "I thought I said NO VOODOO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!"
31 posted on
11/25/2009 10:32:10 AM PST by
Safrguns
To: Lucky9teen
OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.
When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has been recreated.
To: Lucky9teen
And this turkey is my next stimulus plan.
34 posted on
11/25/2009 10:34:34 AM PST by
Vaduz
To: Lucky9teen
In the name of Jeremiah Wright, I declare you HEALED - -YEAAAAH![](http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091125/i/r216937191.jpg?x=400&y=262&q=85&sig=Ul8Su.3lj6LuvsuJODLzXw--)
To: Lucky9teen
He’s clearly afraid of the turkey!
37 posted on
11/25/2009 10:46:35 AM PST by
Kirkwood
To: Lucky9teen
![](http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091125/i/r3431485276.jpg?x=400&y=280&q=85&sig=d44gJKWoTIUouklLPu0mwQ--)
Obama thinking to self: "I wonder why Rahm told me I should bow to it."
43 posted on
11/25/2009 10:56:05 AM PST by
OB1kNOb
(All FReepers need to pray Psalms 109:8 daily for Barack Obama. (No, really. I'm serious.))
To: Lucky9teen
I have been on farms and have know many jackasses and Obama is no jackass.
There are two definition for jackass:
1. a male donkey
I am sure this not what you meant but a true jackass should be offend by the comparison. They have many characteristic that are far superior to President Obama.
To quote Bing Crosby.
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
he kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
he’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
I will conceit the ears but he doesn’t look that strong. But a fool that has some abilities to sway public opinion is dangerous. His big mistake was a liberal college.
2. Noun. A man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
Exact synonyms: Bozo, Cuckoo, Fathead, Goof, Goofball, Goose, Twat, Zany
All these definitions assume that there is not a intent behind is actions but just incompetents or stupidity which is far from the truth. He has intent in all that he dose and the aren’t just stupid pointless goals. He is a fool in that all that he is trying has failed before but HE believes they failed just because those who tried in the pass were not as smart and gifted as himself.
I also must defend turkeys, I like eating turkeys.
This thought makes me hungry so I must go with checking spelling and grammar. If someone feels the need to point out mistakes please post them while I am lunch. Thanks for your help.
44 posted on
11/25/2009 10:58:57 AM PST by
ThomasThomas
(Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
To: Lucky9teen
Off-topic,but I just added another one to the NAPS list(National Pink Slip List)....Bobby Jindal and his lovely bride were guests at Zero's little soiree last evening.
For someone who claims to be so post-racial,he sure had a lot of Indians in the tent.
He made sure he didn't forget anyone-but,then again,there was no sign of Ghandi anywhere.Sickening.
45 posted on
11/25/2009 10:59:21 AM PST by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-G. Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
46 posted on
11/25/2009 11:01:58 AM PST by
50mm
(AARP is a steaming pile)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
“When I was a little boy in Kenya....er...um....Hawaii, my mom, when she wasn’t naked, actually made one of these yard birds for us.”
49 posted on
11/25/2009 11:04:33 AM PST by
AdamBomb
To: Lucky9teen
![](http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091125/i/r216937191.jpg?x=400&y=262&q=85&sig=Ul8Su.3lj6LuvsuJODLzXw--)
0bama: The 0bama shall now decree you will live.
Turkey: Where's my free stuff?
To: Lucky9teen
Welcome to my death panel...you can live
58 posted on
11/25/2009 12:18:42 PM PST by
GUNGAGALUNGA
(Democratus Suckus Teatus is the Latin root for Democrat and it means to tax)
To: Lucky9teen
Finally! Something Obama can handle.
But the turkey only got a semi-bow.
59 posted on
11/25/2009 12:34:19 PM PST by
Beckwith
(A "natural born citizen" -- two American citizen parents and born in the USA.)
To: Lucky9teen
I know tradition is to pardon a Turkey but after discussions with atty gen Holder we have decided to try in you in a federal court in New York
To: Lucky9teen
![](http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091125/i/r216937191.jpg?x=400&y=262&q=85&sig=Ul8Su.3lj6LuvsuJODLzXw--)
Obama: "There, there now nice birdie.... I'm just gonna pet you, I'm not going to hurt you...." Turkey: "Good Grief! Even I have more common sense than this guy, and I have a brain the size of a pea!"
62 posted on
11/25/2009 2:23:42 PM PST by
Snoopy88
("The swiftest way for evil to grow is when the good do nothing" -Edmund Burke)
To: Lucky9teen
![](http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091125/i/r3431485276.jpg)
Obummuh's "Killer Rabbit" moment?
63 posted on
11/25/2009 2:30:00 PM PST by
mikrofon
(Carter redux)
To: Lucky9teen
![](http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091125/i/r2300911167.jpg?x=400&y=271&q=85&sig=EMNe3Xc9re.FrbdncPotKw--)
"and without a teleprompter!"
64 posted on
11/25/2009 2:37:36 PM PST by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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