Obama: "I thought I said NO VOODOO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!"
OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.
When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has be recreated.
Obama looks like a awkward IDIOT!
You can tell he is ill at ease.
OK media get this right. I am God and this turkey is Adam.
When I touch him with my finger he comes to life, and the world has been recreated.
And this turkey is my next stimulus plan.
He’s clearly afraid of the turkey!
Obama thinking to self: "I wonder why Rahm told me I should bow to it."
I have been on farms and have know many jackasses and Obama is no jackass.
There are two definition for jackass:
1. a male donkey
I am sure this not what you meant but a true jackass should be offend by the comparison. They have many characteristic that are far superior to President Obama.
To quote Bing Crosby.
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
he kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
he’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
I will conceit the ears but he doesn’t look that strong. But a fool that has some abilities to sway public opinion is dangerous. His big mistake was a liberal college.
2. Noun. A man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
Exact synonyms: Bozo, Cuckoo, Fathead, Goof, Goofball, Goose, Twat, Zany
All these definitions assume that there is not a intent behind is actions but just incompetents or stupidity which is far from the truth. He has intent in all that he dose and the aren’t just stupid pointless goals. He is a fool in that all that he is trying has failed before but HE believes they failed just because those who tried in the pass were not as smart and gifted as himself.
I also must defend turkeys, I like eating turkeys.
This thought makes me hungry so I must go with checking spelling and grammar. If someone feels the need to point out mistakes please post them while I am lunch. Thanks for your help.
“When I was a little boy in Kenya....er...um....Hawaii, my mom, when she wasn’t naked, actually made one of these yard birds for us.”
0bama: The 0bama shall now decree you will live.
Turkey: Where's my free stuff?
Welcome to my death panel...you can live
Finally! Something Obama can handle.
But the turkey only got a semi-bow.
I know tradition is to pardon a Turkey but after discussions with atty gen Holder we have decided to try in you in a federal court in New York
Obama: "There, there now nice birdie.... I'm just gonna pet you, I'm not going to hurt you...." Turkey: "Good Grief! Even I have more common sense than this guy, and I have a brain the size of a pea!"
Obummuh's "Killer Rabbit" moment?
"and without a teleprompter!"