OMG, sorry -- and this is from someone who lived in West Hollywood for three years and has seen her share of virtually trans-everythings. I still would have laid big bets on Amy's enormous and feet telling the tale.
But perhaps the website's assessment of most Brits is on the money and in a whole other league than my world -- although I still admit long past crushes on two handsome Englishmen who looked nothing like either side of this horror story.
No need to apologize - If I didn't know, I'd ask for proof she's human.