Posted on 10/29/2009 5:08:16 PM PDT by grandeez
If this works, I finally figured it out). I am so not good with computers.
Testes Testes
Over a grand by midnight.
***Well, then, here’s a song to enjoy.
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “
.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30
No link to the test. What gives?
Thailand?
It didn’t work
Yep!
We have a test area just for these informative posts.
It worked :) Welcome
Congratulations!
You will now be required to post a photoshop of yourself having lunch with someone famous and desirable - like Helen Thomas.
Then, in the same post hyperlink a URL using the full-function of HTML.
Then, finally - again within the same post - a notarized copy of both your living will, transferring at least 1/2 of your total assets to FreeRepublic, and the original, long form, of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.
Once the above have been accomplished, you will be absolved of any further n00bie hazing.
Happy FReeping!
Did I pass? I didn’t even study.
For the next test, click on “Post Reply” under anyone’s comments and type away.
Tests can be fun. Sometimes they even tickle.
42 is always the correct answer... except when it’s 57.
I did my part - pinged three other FReepers.
(Looking now for some appropriate n00bie graphics.)
Yo r pos se ms t be so eth g.
Di you re emb r set the bee r?
You just had to invoke HT, didn’t you. Might as well called up a few vampires and a zombie or two since we are close to halloween. What is about to happen to this thread now falls on you. The poor originator of this thread may be scarred for life.
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