Posted on 10/27/2009 11:22:52 AM PDT by JoeProBono
Police in Bucks County say a woman faces prostitution charges after posting an online ad seeking World Series tickets.
Bensalem Township police said they made contact with the female after viewing her add on Craigslist.com. The woman then allegedly solicited an undercover police officer to perform various sex acts in exchange for the tickets.
Charged with soliciting prostitution and related offenses was 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein, of the 900 block of St. Bernard Street in Philadelphia.
According to police, her online ad read: "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde-- in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"
If she was hot with big teetees she wouldn’t have to do this. Some married sugar daddy would have already bought them for her.
And women that are hot don’t call themselves “buxom”. They show pictures of themselves.
Fat women don’t show pictures of themselves but they do use words like “buxom” and “full figured”
I say guilty.
Give her one ticket and play by the rules of balls and strikes.
I assume she wanted box seats.....
Well, there is a Jeff beck tune titled “Head For Backstage Pass”, so the concept is hardly new...
I should have known it would have been a Finkelstein, always with the Finkelstein’s ...
I think she would have had a better chance of getting hockey tickets.
That looks like a match. Why would an attractive young lady like that sell herself out for a stupid baseball game (or anything for that matter). The world has gone mad ...
That said, this would be regrettable even for a Dodger-Angel Series. But for the Yanks and the Phillies?
that would make her a hocky pucker!
“Why would an attractive young lady like that sell herself out for a stupid baseball game..”
I can’t help you out there. Pretty sad though. I seen them sell out for a lot less.
Guilty - only if the lights are on .....
:D
She apparently owns a Beagle, so she gets a pass from me.
Well she is
Interested In:
Women
Men
Looking For:
Friendship
Political Views:
Very Liberal
Religious Views:
Secular Jewish
Who would have ever guessed she was a liberal?
One of her favorite TV shows is “Hung”...I’ll bet it is....
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Agreed. Case continued.
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