[word_warrior_bob]

Im going to need some really hard core, non movie magic tricks.

If they can on live TV turn an ABC reporter into a pile of sand, then turn the sand/reporter into a Reptilitan, and the Reptilian uses it’s tongue to grab and swallow the podium, followed by levitating, firing laser beams from it’s eyes and creating a huge crater. Then the Alien will fill the crater with water and have a 1000 beautiful female Alien mermaid-like creatures appear from the water. I then want them to use their powers of telepathy and compel Barney Frank to come forward and french kiss one of them.

That’s just for starters.

[Erasmus]

Hey, that last one probably wouldn’t require no “powers of telepathy.”

[grey_whiskers]

I then want them to use their powers of telepathy and compel Barney Frank to come forward and french kiss one of them.

Compel? They'd have to drive him away with sticks.

Now, compel him to tell the TRUTH about the Dems' role in the subprime mortgage debacle, and Dodd and Rangel's shady dealings, THAT would almost be persuasive.

Cheers!